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Any news on the Freefly / Atmo front ? should be joining them all this weekend for the Atmo record attempts "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

we use to call out singular testicled friend "the womble" remember you're a one ball, remember you're a one ball, another guy spent most of his school days called old twat, due to the fact that when he had really bad acne, and he thought covering his face in TCP and sitting near a fire would kinda disinfect his face, unfortunatley he sat too close and his face caught fire and burned most of his hair off, he looked like an old man for about 6 months kids can be evil, i'm glad i've nearly grown up...a bit "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

play human Buckaroo, and see how many household objects you can balance on him / her / them before they wake, always take pictures if you manage to balance a dildo on their face, they always really appreiciate that or see how many rizlas can be adhered to the sleeping person, before gently waking them with the noise of a match or gas lighter "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

" how come i got the facial first ? " "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

for the beer lovers amongst you

i reckon i've blown about £15,000 in 4 years. 406 jumps Rig trip to Eloy

Are we bothered ? do you see our faces? do they look bothered? well they ain't, coz we ain't bothered Big up to all off the returning go-vertical Voss massive. its been so peaceful without you all, we didn't even want to jump the super high super fast Beech99 in the mountains of Norway. we like 25 minute plane rides, rain, clouds and going to work. If you have any spending beans left, ASBO has a social outing to CARK for the Bullet weekend. we want to see your videos, come to CARK anyway "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

Looks OK, but what do the cut away cables pass thru ?? they look metallic ?? i'd be slightly worried that the cables do not line up with the direction of pull, which would be half way up the chest looking at the length of the bottom cables, also the holes in the belt end plates look too big and possibly would lock the cable under tension because there is a slight step on both sides which could dig into the outer sheath on the cutaway cables under load, making pulling all the more difficult ?? ( this possibly just needs an additional washer with a small hole for the tension loop ) you should maybe test it, by getting some one to hold the camera or more realistically support your whole weight off of it !! and spin you round real quick like a bitch of a mal. just remember that when (if ) you cut away you will continue in the direction of spin in accordance with the laws of washing machines, and spun buckets full of water a proper product tester would film it and post the results on a friday afternoon.

Team ASBO will be there, no surprises there really, as it's our home dropzone and we live 20 minutes away, how handy ! we will be mostly tracking

Doh ! Fight Club !! "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

i was swimmin in the carib i en, (don't even dare correct for spelling ) animals were hidin behind the rocks, 'cept this little fish, but they told me he swears when he talks to me me me.. THE PIXIES ROCK !! "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

you are in reverse doing about minus 60 "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

surely completely dependent on where you work or how much of a twat your boss is ? it's safe in my office in fact it's positively encouraged, ( except weds when the ol' account ladies in, of course ) i'm more likely to sack my self for spending too much time reading forums than looking at educational pictures "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

yey ! i get two. apparently some sucker has a trade mark on it, why o why did it have to be fishing tackle related, that sucks ! the other is a picture i took that can be found on skydiving-galleries.com, which you should all take a look at on the site, obviously. the last one was added just coz it was the next picture in my folder, how did it get there, i don't know, but it might NOT be SAFE FOR WORK, unless you work in a ladies underwear department.... have fun peoples... "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

my attempts "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

sorry this is fun "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

oh go on then, take no pleasure in the fact that the victim in this shot works for the police.....no names "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

No doubt, a majority of Americans ( NOT Skydiving ones of course ) would happily vote in another member of the Bush family to take care of it Daddy Bush did great, now Jnr's had a go, who's next ? Swartzneger or Hasselhoff ? "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

I 2nd all of the above, except ps.: WE do drive on the right side, you silly Brits you. It is called "right", right?! it's right but not CORRECT, although seeing as you went and put the steering wheel on the wrong side to start with !!

I reckon he's still a bit pee'd off that he wasn't thanked enough for his single handed crusade that resulted in the Berlin wall coming down ( he made a special song ya know! ), so he's inflicting further revenge on our tiny little, wrong side of the road driving minds. ps. we drive on the right side of the road, which is the left obviously. pps. Hoff is American, and i'm grateful for that ppps. I always remember KIT out acted him in every episode. pppps. yes, he's definatley American

Yeah, but when's he gonna fight Chuck Norris.........crazy fool "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

We hope you like your new bouncy twister, please follow instructions carefully. 1. Blow up 2. introduce scantily clad hotties 3. pour in one bucket of baby oil ( or similar ) 4. fetch camera and all your mates 5. jump in?

Isn't it great fun !! mine had to be "carved out with a scalpel" to start with due to them growin a bit sideways, and i had the dentist straddled across my chest for 30 minutes with that "i don't reckon this will actually come out before the drugs wear off" look on his face, whilst the sweat dripping from his forehead continually dripped onto my face......nice..!, oh yea then i needed some stitches in my gum.. and then i had to pay him !! Bitch! "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda