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Funny shite Zennie. I now have breakfast burrito on my monitor.....thanks, I guess. Come to san Marcos this weekend dammit, it's gonna be fuu-uuun.

We've got a group headed down to San Marcos this weekend. Hope some of you other Tx dz.com'ers can make it. I think Brian is also going to be available for some FF coaching jumps if you are in need.

I've been to Terlingua before, so I know first hand what goes on down there. I was not making any reference to your display of aforementioned Boobies, but I do get the feeling that you're on the defensive side. Flashing and not telling is grounds for capital punishment here in TX, you should know that by now. Since I didn't make it down there this year, I would love to hear your Boobie stories even if you don't include your own exposures.

Sounds like Terlingua to me. There's NO fun to be had there.....yeah right. A big party out in the middle of nowhere with drunk (or otherwise) redneck chicks will flash you for two days straight. Tell us all about the Boobies Jessica. We wanna know the truth, the whole thruth, and nothing but the boobies.

Hooray for Boobies!

All in jest Pack40, all in jest.......go easy dude. As for Prozac, never touch the stuff, although I did once mix Xanax and Viagra (no I"m not prescribed either) for a VERY long interesting evening.

He used to play the organ......yeah right. He still does play the organ, the flesh organ. What kind of jackass reads bios of silly Hollywood prissy boys and then has the audacity to post on a skydiving board?? Are you the kid who's mom got all pissed because we use language like fuck, shit, piece of fucking shit, etc. BTW, does anyone remember what the Tehret's Syndrome chick's lines were in Deuce Bigalow? All I seem to remember was "Piss Face, Piss Face, Piss Face!"

I make no excuses OR apologies for my lack of any musical abilities whatsoever.

Tell that doc to take his temp w/ a broomhandle-sized rectal thermometer, consume a cocktail of Xanax, Dilaudid, and Dimerol, wash it down w/ a couple pints of Guiness and shut the fack up, 'cause you're jumping in no less than two weeks. Got a song to make your openings nice and soft, because you KNOOOOOW you're not going to hold out no stinkin' 3-4 months. Goes like this..... Roll, Roll, Roll your nose, shove it to the tail, Sniveling, sniveling, sniveling, it opens like a dream. Seriously Dude, no BS.

Live at the el Mocambo does indeed rock my balls. You should check out his Live @ Austin City Limits video. It has two performances; one while he was still all whacked on booze and dope, and the second performance after he sobered up. The behind the back solo in Texas Flood is unbelievable. If ever in Austin, go down to Town Lake and check out the Bronze statue of SRV. And if so inclined, you can even burn one down late at night sittin on the benches around the statue.

Room temperature Guinness........mmmmmmmm Congrats, and let us know how that Sabre2 flies.

Better than my idea of getting a friend's first officer uniform and lubing up my neck with fake blood. Last year I went as Saran Man........nothing but Saran Wrap. It was a blast. You might also want to paint a tall box grey and go as on of the World Trade Towers, just keep falling down all night. Good luck.

What I wanna learn is to psycho pussy pack.

Michele, are you sitting in front of your computer doing whippits again? Naughty girl. A premature deployment head down would definitely ruin your day. Glad you're ok. I've got just the opposite situation. I just had my rig converted to BOC, and the pouch is really tight. No matter how I fold my pc, when I slide the ole' pud in it ends up in a big fat wad instead of filling the pouch evenly. It's made for a few hard pulls, but nothing to keep me out of the air. Even better, it's getting easier.

"Whiskey Tango Fox is LO'ing"? I think it's Load Organizing. Thanks for the visualization Michele; great story. One of these days I'll make it out to some of the West Coast DZ's.

Clay, good sex or bad, sounds like some expensive tang. An otter?? I couldn't have bought a used jar of Vaseline for what I spent on the last one I was with, much less a Yugo. Sounds like you're the one who's taking it in the ass now. Should've given her the reach around man. :-)

My dream girl will give me head while I watch cartoons on Saturday morning. If she won't do that for ya man, pull the friggin handle, whatever the color may be. It's the true test of love man, no shit. LMAO.

Dude, you put your weeeeed in there.

Why don't you downwind MY Sabre?....at Westex?.......puss- Dude, you gotta let me jump that Cobalt when it gets here before you get it all bloody!

YIM!!! I didn't think those hamburgered hands and swollen thumbs would be able to type for a while. Still want to demo that Cobalt? You're f--kin' nuts man!!

Don't know about the rest of you, but I just returned from an amazing weekend. A group of seven from the local dz drove to AZ to jump @ Marana. Never been to Eloy, but the scenery an hour away was breath taking. $99 all you can jump weekend, jumps from 13k+(we're used to 9500), two people breaking the 100 mark, no wind landings.....the list goes on...made for one hell of an awesome weekend. I got 16 loads for my $100.....you do the math, but I think I got my money's worth. We did a big way freefly flail for Yim666's 100th, which was eventful in and of itself. I got my shirt ripped, kicked a fellow jumper in the junk (unintentionally), and took Yim low......love ya man! Did a sitfly jump maintaining close proximity w/ the other guy all the way down to 3500, then checked alti.....oops, belly, dump, look over to see friend's canopy less than 100ft away, schweet. Landed off-dz once, due to a bad spot, next to a prison........an all female prison. They were waving and screaming- without delving into the freedom/imprisonment philosophical shite-it was pretty stinkin' funny.......even hitchhiked a ride back to the dz. Head down through 5k of industrial haze....odd that I didn't see any factories nearby though. Watched a fellow poster (unnamed) bring it in downwind all the way to an abrupt stop induced by impacting his face into a construction sign.....even better...he got up and walked away smiling; bleeding, yes, but smiling nevertheless. Did I mention BEER and a 12-oz T-bone for $5.50? Yadda yadda yadda, I could go on and on. Whoo Hoo!! Rock on brothers and sisters.

Is that all stainless hardware on her rig?? Mmmmmmm stainless.........

I went to lendingtree.com and applied for a "debt consolidation" loan. The interest rate sucks, but if you do like I do and pay like $500 a month it won't be so bad. The least you can do to pay it off is take the excess cash you would spend for student/rental gear and apply that to your payment.

I can't believe Phuckett, Thailand made it into dz.com. A guy at ou dz does missionsry work there. He brought Yim666 (you know, dangling, braided-hemrrhoid dude) a shirt to prove the existence of said place. Small world. As for GACP, is it too late to become a charter member? I soooooo totally support the cause.

So he decided to grow some balls to match that big ole schlong of his did he?