Skymonkey13

That pic cracked me up. Wanna come over and clean the soda off my monitor now?

I really sympathize with ya dude. I'm still depressed since having to put my beloved Brutus to sleep. And that was May 8th, of 03. I wish i could say something to make ya feel better, but i know i can't.

I'm still trying to figure out why Ohio is considered the Mid-West.

It's funny how everyone refers to Ron White as the guy who drinks alot, or the chain smoker. I think Ron, and Larry are the funniest.

Where are you driving from?

I've had 4 of them during 2 back surgery's It's really not that big a deal. Just relax and don't worry about it, you'll be fine.

That wifes jacket thing was funny.

Arlen's son won the biker build off between him and his dad. Personally, i liked Arlen's better, but they both looked good and it could have went either way.

Check out the bike Arlen Ness is building right now on the Discovery Channel. KC time

LMAO, but he was very polite to me.

I posted in a thread the other day asking how i could get a owners manuel, and security card for a Cyprus, (I bought mine used and the seller didn;t still have them) Well, Vicki suggested that i contact Airtec, which i did, (thanks again Vicki), i emailed them and talked to a guy named Eric. He answered my email almost as fast as i had hit send. He said, "It's on the way". That was Thursday, late, so i didn't expect anything for at least a week. It couldn't arrive Friday, or Saturday, cause i emailed on late Thursday, and they don't deliver on Sunday. Well, low and behold, it was in the mail today. Now thats great customer service, and Eric was a very polite guy. Kudo's to Airtec, and Kudo's to Eric, i really appreciated the excellent service. Hell, the postage alone was $1.23

Thanks Tim, but i tried Vicki's suggestion and contacted the Cyprus people. I had no more than clicked send after giving them the name and addy, when Eric shot back with, "it's on it's way" Real cool people. Thanks again for the suggestion Vicki.

Thanks Vicki, if my rigger doesn't have one, i'll try that.

Thanks, i'll check with my rigger.

I have a question. I bought my Cyprus used and don't have the Cyprus security card . Does anyone know how can go about getting one? Thanks

Someone who teaches at a Middle School in Safety Harbor, Florida forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An Old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize, and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind. Dear Safety Harbor Middle School God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the SafetyHarborAssisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking Of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but before I received this one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine. I said kiss my ass. I thank you for that opportunity. Such pleasures at my age are rare!

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employee about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes," came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "Me".

Happy Birthday Rosa.

LMAO

Aren't they cute, when they are young?

You gonna be there for all 10 days, or just 7. I usually have to go 2 days early just to set up my camp. Gotta put up my signs, little picket fence with the fake flowers, red ceder mulch, and of course my trailer trash pink flamingo's.

Another one from a movie. "If that skirt was any shorter, she'd need 2 hair-do's"

"The only reason i take my check to the bank, is because it's too small to go by itself"

You might check this out. http://www.yahooka.com/

I seen one of those prison shows on A&E, and the inmate said it was putting syrup, honey, or this dude prefered jelly, on another mans rear and eating it. I'm sorry that sounds so gross, but you asked.