Hello all. Since the cat has been let out of the bag on offensive behavior (re: Skreamer and his no smoking diatribes), I have a very serious complaint. Seems like someone on every load expels some really rotten gasses on the ride to altitude. I jump from old ratty, noisy 182's (mostly, unless I'm at Mollala, Kapowsin or Lost Prairie) so no one can be identifed by the sound! Lord have mercy!!! Since I am a smoker and when I get out at 12,000 feet, my lungs/brain feels like it 45,000 feet, I think that this is a very dangerous practice. I mean, here I am hurtling toward the earth almost unconcious due to smoking and noxious anal emissions! Does anyone have a fix for this problem? Less beer the night before? Less eggs for breakfast? Maybe an amended USPA bsr prohibiting farting?