Some kid and his little brother decides that it's time for them to start swearing. So when their mother is asking them at the breakfast table what they would like to have the oldest of the two replies ' shit mum i'll like some bloody chocopops' . His mother smacks him in the face and sends him up to his room , then asks the other one what he likes for breakfast. He answers ' eh I don't know really , but you can bet your fucking ass on it that it won't be your shit chocopops.
Pardon my french