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God Damn! If you must know they're based on a list that was conceived by a bunch of drunk ass skydivers during a drunk ass conversation on some drunk ass night. Just like EVERYTHING about this and EVERY OTHER pseudo-secret skydiving brother/sisterhood! And if I had known there would be so many people whining about who gets which number I would have never helped start the damn thing! I mean everybody's going to get their own nameanyway. ...Jesus! Now I'm all worked up! {*sigh!*} I'm gonna go wash the grass stains out of my white jumpsuit and listen to some Bob Marley music to relax! [Wait a minute, did I type that last part or just think it?! ................Sh*t! Where's the edit button?!] {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I am not a NUMBER. I am a FREE MAN!! -Patrick McGhoohan as Prisoner #6

Correction: The First Orfun Initiations will now be held at the Super MoFo Boogie due to the fact that our t-shirts aren't ready and Orfun 3 a.k.a. Darla is a whiny pain in the ass. We still need loving Foster Moms & Dads to apply a little warmth to the backsides of our unwanted urchins. BYOP (Bring Your Own Paddle) {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I am not a NUMBER. I am a FREE MAN!! -Patrick McGhoohan as Prisoner #6

Spread the Word: I know a lot of people who were in NC will also be at the Farm this weekend, and they -and everybody else- should know that this will be the most joyous event ever at a 110 Boogie. THE OFFICIAL GRAND OPENING of [B]The OrFunAge[/B] You all have the chance to witness history in the making with the very first OrFun Initiation Ceremony ever and the birth of our premier gang of unwanted urchins: Alfalfa Spanky Darla Porky Butch Petey the Dog and many who have not even been named yet into their new lives as members of the proudest group of rejected little bastards ever. With that in mind, we're also looking for new OrFun Foster Parents who will be required to administer well earned ceremonial initiation ass whoopins to our new inductees. If you can handle the responsibility with current Foster Moms & Dads like CSpenceFly BlueSkySerenity Chiquita ChaosKitty and Mouth Feel free to sound of. You too can make a difference in a child's life. {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I am not a NUMBER. I am a FREE MAN!! -Patrick McGhoohan as Prisoner #6

It's a valid question. Fortunately, it's never come up. That may have something to do with the 3rd Rule. The 3rd Rule of The Orfuns is Orfuns don't respond well to Rules. All other questions will be answered in time, until then there is more important business at hand: The Mountain Boogie. You'll see plenty of our proud dirty faces gathered around the fire. After all the party was arranged by one of our favorite Foster Dads. {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I am not a NUMBER. I am a FREE MAN!! -Patrick McGhoohan as Prisoner #6

That might be worth a try just for fun. Even if he were, he would still be welcome in our fold. He's certainly qualifiied, he should think about joining us sometime. The 1st Rule of the Orfuns is Don't talk about the Orfuns The 2nd Rule of the Orfuns is When you talk about the Orfuns, spell their name right. ~ {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I am not a NUMBER. I am a FREE MAN!! -Patrick McGhoohan as Prisoner #6

Thanks and Love also from the Orfuns, most of whom were in attendance, and ALL of whom have come to consider Hans' shelter one of their very favorite temporary homes. It's only the best Friday night acquaintances who can become a Sunday morning family. And to all the fellow Lost Boys (& Girls) we met on the premises: Welcome to the Club. {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I am not a NUMBER. I am a FREE MAN!! -Patrick McGhoohan as Prisoner #6