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Here kitty kitty... Doh!

Good thing she wasn't flying a Firebolt or a Nimbus 2001... there'd have been a crater, too! NIIIIICE! LOL!

Verizon works for me just about anywhere in the country, including Home Depot and most metal buildings. Doesn't do so well in the basements and larger elevator banks in big ass buildings, tho. The only time I've incurred any roaming time type stuff has been in Canada last month. It was soooo awesome arguing with my future ex-gf on the phone for an hour at $.80 a minute about why I wasn't home instead of honoring a commitment I made before I met her. But that didn't really have anything to do with my calling plan did it? Hmmm. If cell phones have music players, video players, internet access, email capabilities and all of that - why don't they come with bottle openers and "psycho-bitch" detectors?

There's a bunch of wuffos posing before their tandems at Mile-Hi and Farkers are photoshopping the picture. fun stuff - check it out. http://http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2242213[url] Some really good stuff! I really like the one called Pedofile-Hi Skydiving Center.

"Winning an argument on the Internet is like winning a race at the Special Olympics. At the end of the day, you're still retarded." "How about a nice steaming mug of shut the fuck up?" my two faves and my 2 cents

Good one!

Luminous and I thought the Beer Song would be appropriate. Also the HIM. Though we didn't ask Craig for his permission but told him that the recitation was meant to be an honor to Conway - as any HIM or HER is intended. As we were climbing to altitude, on a couple of different ocasions I saw Craig's eyes tearing up and I couldn't let his only skydive with his brother be one of sadness and loss. It was important that Craig see how skydivers rally around each other in tough times, like family. And that our bereavement can also be a celebration of the human being we were gifted in knowing. Conway was that kind of person. So is his brother Craig. I'm looking forward to seeing him in the air again on Conway's birthday. Maybe I'll see Craig in my AFF course soon, too

Geez! They almost look respectable in that pic. CONGRATULATIONS! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Dorkwad should be wearing an old beat up POS Racer or something.

FallinWoman - You may also be suffering from a bit of calcium deficiency of which a crampy calf muscle is a symptom. If you are not already taking a butt load of calcium everyday to help your body replace the bone your patellar tendon graft took, you should really think about it. Also, eat a couple of bananas everyday. This could just be a simple case of your muscles and tendons being a bit pissy about the new work their doing and have some issues about potassium and calcium losses. I also had a patellar graft and haven't had nearly as much issue with it as friends who've had cadaverous grafts or the hamstring grafts. Of course since the surgery I am aware of the tendencies toward patellar tendonitis, so I ice after every run whether I need it or not. And I don't waterski anymore because my knees didn't really like it in the first place. Keep drinking lots of water, eat bananas and calcium tablets and my personal favorite - ICE, ICE Baby. Keep the ice on to keep the inflammation down. Hope this helps. Get back in the air soon!

At least he didn't do an Oprah photochop... eeew!

Dude - Looks like someone swallowed about 85 different colors of bubble gum then pinched a loaf... Looks like they swallowed an old GI Joe doll head to start the process tho. So would that be like a GI Joe bubble gum turd with a kung fu grip?

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QuoteI forgot to mention the hilarious song that Larry (lumunious) taught me in the plane. It's a spoof on the do, re, mi song and it's about beer! I'm sure most of you know it. Everytime he sings that song in the plane it just cracks me up. reply] Guess who taught him that song??? LOL

Border Collie mix? That's an animal that's bound to get into mischief because they get bored so easily. How about Dammit? "Come here, Dammit!" or "Dammit, why did you shred the couch?" or "Sit still, Dammit!" Just a thought.

Help. Help. I'm being oppressed. piss off and go back to Speaker's Corner

I've been away from the world for the past week, working on how to find some freedom and peace for myself. I received word via text message on the morning of the 5th. I was shocked. I cried. And raised a glass to him - it wasn't a beer but it was a glass nonetheless. The last time I saw him he helped me pour on the Limey at Spaceland. I had cracked his back earlier in the day and his cologne couldn't be whipped into submission by near 2 cases of beer that got spilt on me and everyone else. I'm saddened a little tiny blood clot might have got him when he was so fierce about living life to the max. Conway, you will not be forgotten. You will live on in every person who ever met you and jumped with you. Blue ones... Kirsten (Xena)

Wow! 100 People! Holy Cow! I will be there. And I will be booking flights for tomorrow. 4ways will definitely be on tap for the novice jumpers. 8ways will be the warmups to the first all Queer TeXXas Star. Then we will work on some other stuff if that works out. Also, fun jumping is encouraged! You don't have to be on an organized load to have a blast!

Why should I vote for just one when I can go to the store and get all of them??????

Oh sweet ScaryShari! You posted your reply before you went and broke yourself yesterday. I won't get a matching set of injuries if you don't At least I don't have a cool new set of pins and stuff in my leg. Get better soon, chica!

I've heard we've got 40+ registered for the Boogie so far. Guess that'd be a number to start with :^)

http://www.memorialhermann.org/locations/HE.html I don't know how long Shari is going to be in the hospital but over the next day or so I'm sure you can send her an e-greeting courtesy of Hermann Hospital. Go to the link above and scroll down to the bottom right hand corner. Shari Gauldin is her "patient name". She's in room 607 but calling her there is NOT reccommended. Healing vibes and blue skies to her! Her! Her! FUCK HER!!!! xena

...you're running around the house cleaning up before your date comes over and you stub a pinkie toe on the vaccuum cleaner so bad it's hanging out sideways from your foot? Then whaddya do? You can't just leave it there. There's no way in hell a) you can get any shoes on to go out and b) you're date's gonna give you some because your pinky toe is grossing her out. So I did what any ER doctor would do, set it, taped it to the other one, and charged myself $350 for the visit. Man, this has been a tough month!

You should name him Dammit! "C'mere, Dammit!" "Heal, Dammit." "Sit, Dammit." You could name him Fucker but Dammit is a like more PC.

Naw! I gotta go to Huntsville, AL on Sunday. I'm giving shari my last jar of stink pickles and I gotta go to Alabama to get some more. PS - Scari Shari smells like sugar cookies!!!!!