SUPERConnie

A boogie is only as much fun as the people that are there, reguardless of what the attendance is or what jumpships are there. If you can't have a good time skydiving...go bowling. Quit cha bitching.

We are all sick n tired of the WAFFOs that inevitablely ask us "Why would you want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" We say, no airplane is perfect...we say, because the door is open...ect... But I offer you the ULTIMATE response: "So I can kiss the sky...and you can kiss my ass!"

This is after Easter, Darlin....we have ham & cheese sandwiches, ham & potatoe casserole, ham & bean soup, ham & macaroni, ham salad sandwiches, ham, ham & did I mention ham? In case you may be Jewish...our ham was basted with Kosher wine...some ham with that whine?

This lil homeless man just wanted a warm safe place to live...too bad he couldn't fit a lil fridge & microwave in there, too. This reminds me of my alien abduction, where I was gang raped by a whole troop of Aliens, with long glowing sticks...damn, I wish they'd come back to get me again...I dream of them every night...for lil green men, they had such lovely huge probes...Been trying to "phone home" to them, with every skydive I do.

Are you the guy whose hand I shook or whose popsicle I licked?

I would not enjoy skydiving, near as much, if my husband was jumping too. It's MY sport. His hobby is gardening...someone asked him, in front of me, "Do you skydive too?" "Hell no!" He said, "My hobby & sport is gardening." I asked hubby, "Would you want me out there gardening with you?" After I had said that, I regretted saying it...because this wicked smile crept over his face. (Yea Yea...he was picturing me bending over pulling friggin weeds! I Don't think so Bozo, pulling weeds ain't my idea of a sport...smoking maybe.)

So what if your erection lasts longer than four hours ? Manifest as many loads as possible, till you run out of fuel.

"Why do you ask that question?" ...."Do you want to send it a special delivery letter?"... "Are you going to lick that stamp, or would you like me to?"

Yes....olives, pickles...lol...you name it. Quite a talented tongue, I have...I got a great story for you: WFFC, last yr, I was sitting next to a jerk of a jumper, who was being a bit of an ass to his fellow jumpers on their formation...he was "telling them", when I do this, you do that, not smiling & ordering his fellow jumpers around.. blah blah blah (like he was hot shit & they had to do as he said)...well I winked at one of his fellow jumpers & made a BIG sneezing sound...everyone looks at me...I stick out my long tongue & use it to wipe the end of my nose, then i wipe my wet nose with my hand, and offer my hand to wish the jerk of a jumper "good luck" on his jump...I had everyone in stiches..."Don't you want to shake my hand?"

It is not registered as a sex offender, but it does have it's own zip code.

Yes, that's my tongue, ask anyone at my DZ...bow down, Walt!

Isn't the tongue mightier than the sword? Bahahaha...I got a fine tongue...it is a registered weapon, btw.

"Why would you ask that question?" ...."Have you been a bad boy""...."Would you like the whip?"...."Or will my tongue be enough?"

Cripes, you people type too fast for me...I can see that everyone is anxiously anticipating jumping tomorrow...let's all channel this energy

"Why would you ask that question?"...."Are you unhappy with your ass?"...."I am wondering if you are that unhappy with that fine ass, if you shouldn't make that ass happier?" ...."I would like to know, if you would like some help making your ass a happier, or cheekier?"