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  1. SUPERConnie
    A boogie is only as much fun as the people that are there, reguardless of what the attendance is or what jumpships are there. If you can't have a good time skydiving...go bowling. Quit cha bitching.
  2. SUPERConnie
    We are all sick n tired of the WAFFOs that inevitablely ask us "Why would you want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" We say, no airplane is perfect...we say, because the door is open...ect... But I offer you the ULTIMATE response: "So I can kiss the sky...and you can kiss my ass!"
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    This is after Easter, Darlin....we have ham & cheese sandwiches, ham & potatoe casserole, ham & bean soup, ham & macaroni, ham salad sandwiches, ham, ham & did I mention ham? In case you may be Jewish...our ham was basted with Kosher wine...some ham with that whine?
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    This lil homeless man just wanted a warm safe place to live...too bad he couldn't fit a lil fridge & microwave in there, too. This reminds me of my alien abduction, where I was gang raped by a whole troop of Aliens, with long glowing sticks...damn, I wish they'd come back to get me again...I dream of them every night...for lil green men, they had such lovely huge probes...Been trying to "phone home" to them, with every skydive I do.
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    Are you the guy whose hand I shook or whose popsicle I licked?
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    I would not enjoy skydiving, near as much, if my husband was jumping too. It's MY sport. His hobby is gardening...someone asked him, in front of me, "Do you skydive too?" "Hell no!" He said, "My hobby & sport is gardening." I asked hubby, "Would you want me out there gardening with you?" After I had said that, I regretted saying it...because this wicked smile crept over his face. (Yea Yea...he was picturing me bending over pulling friggin weeds! I Don't think so Bozo, pulling weeds ain't my idea of a sport...smoking maybe.)
  7. SUPERConnie
    So what if your erection lasts longer than four hours ? Manifest as many loads as possible, till you run out of fuel.
  8. SUPERConnie
    "Why do you ask that question?" ...."Do you want to send it a special delivery letter?"... "Are you going to lick that stamp, or would you like me to?"
  9. SUPERConnie
    Yes....olives, pickles...lol...you name it. Quite a talented tongue, I have...I got a great story for you: WFFC, last yr, I was sitting next to a jerk of a jumper, who was being a bit of an ass to his fellow jumpers on their formation...he was "telling them", when I do this, you do that, not smiling & ordering his fellow jumpers around.. blah blah blah (like he was hot shit & they had to do as he said)...well I winked at one of his fellow jumpers & made a BIG sneezing sound...everyone looks at me...I stick out my long tongue & use it to wipe the end of my nose, then i wipe my wet nose with my hand, and offer my hand to wish the jerk of a jumper "good luck" on his jump...I had everyone in stiches..."Don't you want to shake my hand?"
  10. SUPERConnie
    It is not registered as a sex offender, but it does have it's own zip code.
  11. SUPERConnie
    Yes, that's my tongue, ask anyone at my DZ...bow down, Walt!
  12. SUPERConnie
    Isn't the tongue mightier than the sword? Bahahaha...I got a fine tongue...it is a registered weapon, btw.
  13. SUPERConnie
    "Why would you ask that question?" ...."Have you been a bad boy""...."Would you like the whip?"...."Or will my tongue be enough?"
  14. SUPERConnie
    Cripes, you people type too fast for me...I can see that everyone is anxiously anticipating jumping tomorrow...let's all channel this energy
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    "Why would you ask that question?"...."Are you unhappy with your ass?"...."I am wondering if you are that unhappy with that fine ass, if you shouldn't make that ass happier?" ...."I would like to know, if you would like some help making your ass a happier, or cheekier?"
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    Touche' That's the name of the game...I'm telling you, this type of "switching the game plan" works incredibly well, under any circumstance! Try me again Walt.
  17. SUPERConnie
    "Why would you ask me that question?" ...."Don't you get enough?"...."Is your wrist broken?"...."Would you like me to send you a pair of my undies?"...."Will they fit you?"
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    ^Continueing on with my response to the Hubby's Q about underwear backwards, would go something like this: "why would you ask that Q?" ..."Don't you like my undies?"..."Are you jealous?"..."Don't you trust me?"...nothing throws people off more than having questions replied with more questions, in fact, in the situation^ I just described above, a barrage of questions aimed back, is the pect way to deal with that!
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    I got the perfect answer to any question you don't want to answer....by asking this question, "Why would you ask me that question?" The perfect way to throw someone off track, is by replying with another question, thus putting the burden of the question right back onto their shoulders. For example: Hubby asks why you have your unwear on backwards after returning from the DZ..."Why would you ask that question?"..get the idea? instead of letting someone put you on the defense, switch the game plan...you ask the questions. The question asked about being fat, could be continued in this manner : "Why would you ask that Q?" "Why do you think you look fat?"...ect....get the idea? Put resposibility for dumb questions back on their shoulders & put them in the defense postion.
  20. SUPERConnie
    ^Coffee with that slice of pie Dearie?
  21. SUPERConnie
    HaHaHaHhhhAaa very funny, but doesn't this Vid URL belong on the other thread about the gays? BTW, where did you find that photo of me, baking the peach pie? Damn, now for sure, I can't run for president.
  22. SUPERConnie
    Great Hit & Chug Video, loved the cutaway!
  23. SUPERConnie
    WOW...you are fast on the clicky draw! Thank you...let's all sing the Dildo song?
  24. SUPERConnie
    I got "hosed" on a load & had to make a dirt field (corn wasn't in yet, of course) landing. Now mind you, I seem to land in the corn alot. But this time it was different, because my spot really sucked. Walking back to the landing area, thinking to myself, "I really got hosed." I began to sing the famous internet Dildo song..."It's Dildo, it's Dildo....." With the springtime uncertain winds & weather....I think everyone should become familiar or re-acquaint themselves with this particuliar song. [http://www.damnthe.com/dildo/dildo_song_large.mov] Someone clicky that for me please?
  25. SUPERConnie
    Ever notice, you can tell which of us Skydivers' DZ are in a seasonal weather area? And which of us can't afford to go where it's warmer, when our DZ closes down for the season? And which of us are still trying to recover from the expense of coming off student status?