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Even after all of the "69" linked exit prep's you went solo! You REALLY must be a limber Cat! You were definately influenced by the influx of Flat-Packers @ the DZ on that particular day Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

BTW - Andy assured me that MY tickets will be good at his future DZ..How kewl is that? Give me an "A", give me an "N", give me a "D", sorry, that was a limp wristed attempt at rejoicing aforementioned statement Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

So true. I have thought about this as well. I am a low number, low frequency jumper who is currently sitting on forty(40) jump tickets left-over from the transition. I have no choice but to use them as I cannot afford to "ditch'em" in the interest of a boycott. I cannot say I will be as happy while I'm there using my tickets without all my peeps, but, the fact remains they are worth a grip of dough and I NEED to use the ones that I have before venturing elswhere. What happens after my existing tickets are gone I do not know. Hopefully someone will pick me up from the side of the freeway and give me a ride to the other places (I'll help with gas!) as the drive in my current vehicle would cost more than the tickets when I get there. Bottom line....Do what you feel is right. But remember, are we not in it for the safe/fun promotion of OUR sport? Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

GO BUCKS! GO BUCKS! GO BUCKS! GO BUCKS! GO BUCKS! GO BUCKS! GO BUCKS! Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

Because it's soooooooo much cheaper to jump there Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

Pics of the little dude.... The New Little Guy Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

Well, just got home.... A 7.7lb 21.75inch xmas baby grandson!. He popped out @ 2317 Both Ma and Baby are in great shape and will be home xmas morning. Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

Stiiiiillllll waiting.... Mom is up to 3cm and looks calm yet iritated. Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

So Cal DZ Weather Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

OHIO STATE OHIO STATE OHIO STATE OHIO STATE Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

Ooops.... forgot who the audience is... It is "BAKING" not "BASING" Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

You do have and ABD(Automatic Baking Device). They are required in most kitchens if you have less that 1000 cookies under your belt In time you too will know the absolute freedom that comes with "Baking with Confidence" Wait till ya try "Free-Baking", it's the latest thing and everyone is doing it in kitchens all over the world. I'll post a vid when when my baking club gets together again. Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

There seems to be some confusion here.... 1. The BCBA MBR(Minimum Baking Recommendations) state the following. I. Any person(s) engaging in activities that involve -flower, yeast, sugar, butter, etc., are required to have an eqaul amount or greater of the ingredients required on hand, to successfully complete the project. II. In the event the ingredients are not available, the local RGBE(Resident Grocer Baking Expert) can waive this requirement when, and only when the batch organizer has demonstrated oral proficiency in one of the following areas: ---- A. Holly Hobby Easy Bake Mini Wave Oven pre and post operations knowledge of safe operation. ---- B. Proper ST&FO (Stealth Transfer and False Ownership) of store bought goods with the intention of claiming them as your own. Sometimes a re-bake is required to provide that over-done home baked look. ---- C. Proper demonstration of remorse for attempting it in the first place. Although not requirements, they need serious consideration. Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

You mean to tell me you don't have a reserve batch? Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

Mucous plug has popped....contractions are startin'.....

Also..... GO BUCKS! GO BUCKS! GO BUCKS! GO BUCKS! GO BUCKS! Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

So you're the one who is my evil twin I had to localize my name cause the original was taken Great name!! Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

Not Spooky! He's just wonderin' where the Peanut Butter is Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

I pulled one of them aside to ask what his plans were for the "baby" that is due to be born in a couple weeks....his response....... I haven't really thought about it much..I guess I'll figure something out EVENTUALLY. He then proceeded to question who the hell I was to be questioning HIS plans since I didn't even know him and also reminded me that I also was not his father and should mind my own fucking business.... If the daughter(23) hadn't been so close to term, I would killed the little FuckStick on the spot. I paced around him for a few seconds and tried to make some sense of it all before I headed back in the house (BTW - My fists were WHITE from the clenching and it took me nearly an hour to come down from the rush of wanting to squash his punk ass.) I gave him a "verbal coupon" with no expiration for an "extreme ass-whoopin'" after my grandson is born. I don't know what's more exciting, anticipating the birth or the thought deliverin' the ass-whoopin'(s) (dig's coin out of pocket...) I'll let everyone know in a week or so when all the votes are in. Anyway. Just goes to show, the more of a loser a dude is, the more the girls want him. Go figure. Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

Your score is: 21 "Sergeant Slider"...I like that! Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

Been through it twice.... All you can do is maintain a good line of communication and TRY and steer them in the right direction. In my experience, the harder you pry/push, the more they rebel I found that trying to relate or "Be Hip!" to their current situations would get a little more understanding and positive feedback. BTW.......How much land do you have? I filled a 1/3 acre with bodies trying to "shelter" mine!!!! Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

DZ is not running thru the week I tried to get out yesterday...it was ~85 and clear all day Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

HOW TO POOP AT WORK We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, the following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY: This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE: This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK: When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. This very comfortable walk can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom. THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N): A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS: A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom TURD BURGLAR: This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. The Camo-Cough is very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE: An Astaire is a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will dispell all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. WATERMELON: A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET: A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE TODD: An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop until the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees. I hope th is Survival Guide helps, as the WORKPOOP is an inevitable part of life. Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

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