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All we would see is your neck and head!!! What pictures? I wasn't even holding the camera! Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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I found that "drunk" pick of you last time you were in SD..... Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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That means that I am the only one left! Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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99 kegs of beer on the lawn....99 kegs of beer...... . Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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Except for that Whistling sound!!! Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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Really? That's all it takes to become "The Man"? Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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If you program in Perl, Please read this post!
sd-slider replied to sd-slider's topic in The Bonfire
Still no-go...I'm getting less notifications but they still are not accurate.. I'll try a couple more things and kick it around a little bit. Goota run! There's a 1600 load going up..WooHoo. -
If you program in Perl, Please read this post!
sd-slider replied to sd-slider's topic in The Bonfire
Please hold..... Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! -
The fact that nobody noticed is what shocks me! She had to at least be somebodies Mummy..... Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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If you program in Perl, Please read this post!
sd-slider replied to sd-slider's topic in The Bonfire
I'm trying to setup a script for filtering syslog entries and filter based on content and mail to the appropriate group or forum...this is what I have so far and I'm getting multiple messages for the same syslog entry...aaarrrgh! For example: The following line produces a notification from both the Port UP/Down AND PPP notifier sub-routines..... May 15 14:18:15 ntc-ssr NTC %STP-I-PORT_STATUS, Port status change detected: et.1.6 - Port Down Script listed below... ================================== #!/usr/bin/perl while () { if ($_ =~ /-ssr/) { while () { chomp; if ($_ =~ /\sPort\sDown/) { $state = "Down"; $body = $_; &send_email_SsrNoc(); } if ($_ =~ /\sexecuted/) { $state = "LoginActivity"; $body = $_; &send_email_LoginActivity(); } if ($_ =~ /\TEMPTOOHIGH/) { $state = "TempHighAlert"; $body = $_; &send_email_TempAlert(); } if ($_ =~ /\sPort\sUp/) { $state = "Up"; $body = $_; &send_email_SsrNoc(); } if ($_ =~ /\PPP/) { $state = "PPP"; $body = $_; &send_email_PppAlert(); } } } } sub send_email_SsrNoc { $mailprog = "/usr/lib/sendmail -oi -t"; $recipient = "lbnoc "; $sender = "Syslog Notify "; $subject = "ALERT: A port or server on the SSR is $state"; open (MAIL, "|$mailprog"); print MAIL "To: $recipient\n"; print MAIL "From: $sender\n"; print MAIL "Subject: $subject\n\n"; print MAIL "$body"; close (MAIL); } sub send_email_TempAlert { $mailprog = "/usr/lib/sendmail -oi -t"; $recipient = "lbnoc "; $sender = "Syslog Notify "; $subject = "SSR High Temperature Alert"; open (MAIL, "|$mailprog"); print MAIL "To: $recipient\n"; print MAIL "From: $sender\n"; print MAIL "Subject: $subject\n\n"; print MAIL "$body"; close (MAIL); } sub send_email_PppAlert { $mailprog = "/usr/lib/sendmail -oi -t"; $recipient = "lbnoc "; $sender = "Syslog Notify "; $subject = "SSR PPP Link Activity Detected - $state"; open (MAIL, "|$mailprog"); print MAIL "To: $recipient\n"; print MAIL "From: $sender\n"; print MAIL "Subject: $subject\n\n"; print MAIL "$body"; close (MAIL); } sub send_email_LoginActivity { $mailprog = "/usr/lib/sendmail -oi -t"; $recipient = "lbnoc "; $sender = "Syslog Notify "; $subject = "SSR Login Activity"; open (MAIL, "|$mailprog"); print MAIL "To: $recipient\n"; print MAIL "From: $sender\n"; print MAIL "Subject: $subject\n\n"; print MAIL "$body"; close (MAIL); } ===================================== Any advice would be appreciated.... =SEric Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! -
Cocktail Sauce and a dash of Lemon.....Mmmmmmmm
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Go with the SI....I just bought an 07 Sedan and love the 6-spd...and the power... Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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I cover the hair in my teeth with lipstick...for maximux stimulation! . Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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One skydiver, One parachute, and a TSO 3426b rated hemroid with an 80lb US flag attached to it....."Now that's a Demo!" . Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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You put your right arm in, you take your right arm out....You do the ??????? WTF! Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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Has skydiving lost the "hippy" vibe?
sd-slider replied to Newbie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Aaaah, the good ol' days. We should plan a reunion of the "Nobody Gang" and break the noob in the hard way! Hell, I'll provide the Strippers AND Midgets... . Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! -
Has skydiving lost the "hippy" vibe?
sd-slider replied to Newbie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Feelings...nothing more than, Feelings. , Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! -
Should D license requirements be changed?
sd-slider replied to Croc's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Show Off! I agree the requirements should be stiffened and eliminate the "Good ol' Boy" mentality of signing off what "did not" happen.... I want to know that when I get my "D", I have earned it and didn't cheat or lie to get it. As far as the night jumps go, I see it as a "Rite of Passage" and it should STAY as it is! If you choose to waiver out for health reasons, go for it, you may turn out to be one of the best instructors the world has seen(I said might...). Just don't spoil the fun/terror for the rest of us!!! Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! -
You know you are a redneck, no I mean, computer IT professional
sd-slider replied to tdog's topic in The Bonfire
That same dude called the "Desk" the other day....something about the copyright dates of his books being a year off.... Too fookin' funny . . Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! -
How 'bout an M on each cheek.....for MoM Wait a minute.....roll 'er over and you got? . . WoW! . . Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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Pre-Boarding Pics and post them If you got.....
sd-slider replied to FlyinDawg's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Here's one of our "pre-bored" pics...can you tell? This time with a pic... . . Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! -
I just got mine in the mail today... However, I am verrrrry disappointed...... This one does NOT taste like Chicken.....Not even close! . . Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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With massive amounts of food coloring, lots of Mexican food, and an aftermarket pilot light installed below the BOC, you too can do this! . . . . Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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And his Anvil Brother # is......? Great lookin' pup bro. Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
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Just finished my last batch....this formula has been in my family for a few generations. White Vinegar Beet Juice Sugar (Equal Parts) Cinnamon Stick / 3-5 Cloves Beet juice first / then match quantities. Eggs/Beets/Juice If you can get the "unpickled" whole beets they work best. If you can only get the pickled variety, back off of the sugar by 1 part. Enjoy. . . Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!