Jumperpaula

I seriously forget how much I love this sport.

I kissed a few girls on the dropzone...at the bonfire....after a few drinks. No one ever seemed to mind at all.

If you ride the Becon naked, you might be a skydiver

Skydiving themes have been used this millenium in advertising more than before. For example http://www.spike.com/video/bud-light-skydiving/2824404 The Film 'Cutaway' was released in 2000 ~ only 9 short years ago.

Speaking of Real Skydivers and video, how about a 1950's version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfQ_zNOT9K8

hmmm, I need a ground school and jumpmaster then.

So, when is one 'officially' a skydiver? When are they a fake?

... Stereotypes are real, man. Have you ever been to Delaware? You'll see plenty of Mullets and Old Transams.

Hmmm Maybe they are compensating for premature balding. Or maybe oblivious to pop culture or fashion from this century. Could be they really ARE mentally challenged. What if all the hair was long until some unfortunate and obscure accident forced a top cut. . I was wondering how retarded you have to be to put braile on a drive through ATM.

Here's One

Mike and I are very sad to hear this news. What a shock to have someone loved so much , gone so fast. Comfort and Peace to his Family and his Friends. Paula

I once put Ben Gay on an Ex Husbands privates.... Of course it was a mistake of the tubes

....Oh, but I really did!

Hmmmm, oral sex with a Turkey.... Just can't see that being any fun....

Speaking of Movies, I just got in SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH MIKIE for going to see United 93 without him. (I took my 12 year old Kendall - I know it's rated R, but he's mature) When I say " It's just a movie based on a true story" he thinks Im minimalizing the whole incident.... Am I?