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SHIT- mine says i only have _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

$1.92 and still holding. can't wait for the summer prices to hit so i'll have something to spend all that extra cash on. i was beginning to get worried. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

and here, they are predicting SNOW for tomorrow. keep your picks to yourself _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

looks like you had a good time. ice diving is really different. on my one and only ice dive the air temp was 8 deg. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

not skymama>>> get well soon. the only time i've been hurt was while i was mtn biking. so go figure. get well SOON. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

glad you made it to the forums...good luck on the A _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

married men live longer than single men,,, but married men are more willing to die. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

LEGS- now help spread the word. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

it's 100% chance that i will die someday. i would rather of died having fun than sit in my basement eating dried beans and powdered milk rather than having lived for a few extra years trying to be careful. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

WOW! two thumbs up. great job. just wait until the next level, it gets even better. fun, that is what it is all about. did somebody already mention total recall? today i didn't do all that great on my level 3 but did pretty good on level 4. can't wait for next weekend. i probably won't sleep this week. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

the bill is an ingenious solution to a non existant problem. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

i am tooooo old to post here. i'm 50 but have the mind of a 6 year old. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

if WE don't police our sport there are those who will. every incident hurts us. some are unavoidable. others, like this one, can be stopped. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

on your first day of training xx years ago, how many plf's did you do? what was you agility/flexibility like then as compared to today? you know the right answer. be safe bro. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

speaking as a father who's son has just returned from Iraq, there is nothing you can say to lessen her worries. everyday she will get up and watch the news. hopefully it is FOX. from what my son told me they are by far the most accurate..... stay safe and THANK YOU!!! remember rule #7---be polite, be courtous, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

1. Whats your name? Kevin 2. How old are you? 50, but I have the mind of a 6 year old 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? Thought it might be fun. And now I'm hooked. 4. Are you single or taken? Married? Single 5. Do you have kids? Yes, but they are all grown up 6. What do you drive? 2002 Xterra 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? not sure what that is. 8. Where do you live? Green River, Wyoming 9. Do you have any pets? Technically no. My dog, Jemma, is an explosive detection caninge owned by the feds. 10. How many jumps do you have? 155 11. What color eyes do you have? Blue 12. What is your nationality? German mostly 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? Not yet! 14. Favorite Movie? There are too many 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Skiing, mountain bike, wgt lifting and trying to figure out that cold fusion thing. 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? No 17. If not... do you want to? not quite sure yet 18. Do you have siblings? 2 sisters 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Australia 20. What's your favorite color? Blue 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Michigan _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

hell that's nothing. i could do that IF i had talent. great looking job! _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

Odds are (and yes, armed robbery statistics will back this up) that he will take the money and go without hurting anyone... What do you do? ... sounds like some of the passengers of the 911 attacks. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

what do you do? -You MUST be able to articulate,in court, why such action that you take is reasonable. that is, what a reasonable and prudent person would do under similiar conditions. -the burden of proof at the time of the pending shooting is upon HIM, unless obviously unavoidable or if such warning puts you in grave danger, issue a challenge "freeze" "don't move" ect. puts his actions in issue. (if you say don't move and he does, well then... -Post shooting investigation burden of proof may be upon you (get an attorney immediately and do not answer ANY questions without one). -call 911 and explain that you were forced to shoot someone in an effort to preserve life. kick back and what for the pending lawsuit which WILL be filed. Just because it is filed does not mean you will loose, however you will need and ATTORNEY. depending upon where you live there may be other issues ie: discharging a weapon in the city limits, noise ordiance, ect........................ _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

guilty. and so are the parents of the kid. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

we have lost control of the kids. not our fault so to speak but we have lost control or our society. shame on us. i don't believe we can assume or accept responsibity for the regression of today's youth (not the new melinium's) but rather the society WE have created for the past 50 years. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

ditto _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

where did you jump at? that IS cold. the latex will block the wind but your hands will begin to sweat quickly. it would be best to have a layer of fleece between your skin and the latex... _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

for me it's not about thinking to relax. it is being relaxed. trust your equipment. trust your self. trust your instructors. if you have faith in those three things you can't help but have a great time. if you're having a great time you will be relaxed. it takes time and don't over think it. we all all screw up, don't worry about what you have done. think about what you are about to do.....enjoy. you are diffinetly not alone................................. _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-

let the gear LIVE!! _________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient-