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This is sooo funny.
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I have never been as scared as when I saw this . .
skydiver51 replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
Either way it scares the hell outa me!!! A lose lose situation to me!! -
The 200 I think is the one we use to have. We gave it to our son when his bulging disc in his lower back got worse. To my knowledge it is still working. I got it over 2 years ago when I developed bad disc in my neck. It worked fine for muscle spasm in the upper back but just not high enough to really help.
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I use to have my money in the TSP. It gave some good choices for a Gov. plan. Since retirement I have moved it all to a traditional IRA balanced index fund. Lower risk than even the TSP. Since i'm already retired that's best for my money
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I remembered last night that any computers we got rid of the hard were removed and TOTALLY destroyed.
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I thought you meant DoD had more smart people. To me NASA has more and smarter. Where I worked it seems that way.
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ummmmm....... where were all of 'em when I worked for them???
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In the sport of skydiving we never know which will take us first age or skydiving. I wish I could have stayed in the sport as long as Brian. Blues Forever Brian.
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I have a nifty junk cleaner called CCleaner which stands for Crap Cleaner that really gets rid of all the unwanted crap on your computer. I was going through the settings tonight and it ask how many passes you want it to make when it deletes something. 1 pass-standard 3 passes-DoD 7 passes-NASA. I spent 33 years working for the DoD and none working for NASA and no one has to tell me i'm not the brightest crayon in the box but I would figure DoD would have more secrets to hide than NASA. Can anyone tell me if i'm right?? And NO I don't want to know if you will have to kill me!!
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Just over 50,000 is what I was making when I retired. for me the 90,000 to 100,000 range would be a very good salary. Above that and taxes will eat up abunch of it unless you have good deductions.
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ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
skydiver51 replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
does it count if I repost my pic??? -
do you get people drunk so they will sleep with you?
skydiver51 replied to unformed's topic in The Bonfire
Well I did until my wife developed liver problems. -
ATTN: Men, do you want to see naked gal post whore glory?
skydiver51 replied to livendive's topic in The Bonfire
No photoshopping needed. Just lighten til you get the correct "exposure". -
Yeah, what he said. I learn that god gave women just a little more brains than a cow so that when you squeeze womens tits they don't shit on the floor. Let me get my nomex on before you start roast me!!!
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I'm retired now and don't have to get up at 4:00 am any more. The only thing that makes me get out of bed is when I have to go pee.
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request for exit video clips if anyone has them
skydiver51 replied to swedishcelt's topic in The Bonfire
It's under students - Static_line Training. -
request for exit video clips if anyone has them
skydiver51 replied to swedishcelt's topic in The Bonfire
We made a short clip of a static line jump from the instructors view point telling the student to put his feet out. Then from my view point front flosting the strut of a 182 showing the student putting his feet out the door, then climbing out, then he and I let go and it shows the opening sequence. Would this work?? Edit: It's available on skydiving Movies now. -
My cousin who lives in Texas sent that to me. I was laughing all day. I WILL be using that one of these days.
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Your so ugly: if my dog looked like you I would have his ass and make him walk backwards. He was so ugly he hurt my feelings. ~ Moms Mabley
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Damn, sounds like you were raised in Edmond Ok. My grand parents (my mothers side) would go get a small limb off the tree ( they also called a switch). I also was raised to say yes sir and yes ma'am. My dad would give us a good talking to, explaining what we did wrong, then whip us with a thin belt. No beating in our house. Just enough to sting and remind you for about 2 or 3 minutes.
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For the martini drinkers out there. http://www.swankmartini.com
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Looks like he won't be out any omey on a sex change.
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No it isn't and I hope you don't think I was making light of it. Both of my sisters have had lumps removed. One went through a short treatment of chemotherapy and the other through radiation. So far no return and we pray it doesn't.
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Us males have an exam that is close to your monthly exam. Our balls a held in the Dr. hand and the ask you to cough. BUT, this is only pleasent if done by a female Dr.
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If women only knew what it was like to have your balls in a bind!! I would think it's like having a mamagram!!