DIABLITA

YESSSSS. I salute you, sir. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

Or falling teeth. Our sweet naive Josh! Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

Ah, but you see I've already thought of that. It has to be a different random word because you won't have traveller's checks with you this time. What will you have that will make people not want to fuck with you? Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

I'm going to attempt escaping the box to go also...ooolala! I'm going to bet on Chunks uttering the phrase "Don't fuck with me, I've got (fill in with a random word)!" Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

We have roughly 125 tandems booked from Monday through Thursday, and people are still calling to book. I can't wait! Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

HAHAHAHA! Oh yes, that made my day. Maybe we should take away punctuation from Josh. Punctuation and speakerphone. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

Why do I have to be a velcro head? Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

Hey, I call my boyfriend's wingsuit a skirt. And Jeff, I'm taking that week off, so be ready to have a knife fight when you get out of your car. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

Watch out, biscuit brothers, I'm bringing my A game. And by A game I mean I'll be shanking all the talented people in the parking lot so they can't compete. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

I'd have to say that Gnarls Barkley annoys me much worse than Dane Cook. I hate Gnarls Barkley, and I have to hear him on tandem videos all day long. Juju even calls to play it to me over the phone in manifest when he hears it on the radio... I'm haunted by Gnarls. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

I think we are having the otter actually...I haven't heard any plans about a caravan, but I could be wrong. There will be powered parachute jumps instead of balloon jumps though, which are $50. Still seeing if we can schedule a helicopter... Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

Just participating in Kevlar's evil demands...The cat's name is Zeke. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

I think Zeke is a great name. Name the cat Zeke. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

I thought I'd be either working and getting ready to go back to A&M or going to school temporarily at Texas State. And I'm so so so happy I'm not at A&M now (I like to call it depressedville). I certainly didn't think I'd resign to going to Texas State or switch my major to art... Makes me wonder what the hell I'll be up to this time next year. Maybe I will be paralyzed and then Josh will have to take care of me. I'll get to have an electric chair and I'll throw things at him. I'll have twenty cats that will be my army and I'll scare little children away. Oh it shall be GLORIOUS!!! Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

Damn it, Josh, it's about time you STOPPED SINGING THAT SONG! Stop! Just STOP! And Douva, you're not helping!!! Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.