madhatter

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  1. Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't watching you. Too true A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  2. OK, I don't feel quite as bad as this kitty What are your plans for the day? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  3. Going to a friend's birthday BBQ a bit later. There's a 5L bottle of red wine to be consumed - maybe going big last night wasn't the best decision I've ever made At least I've had my first cup of java. 2 or 3 more and the party shouldn't be a problem
  4. I only got to bed at 4am.. It's now 11:30, so I guess I should get my ass in gear and do something A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  5. I'd have to see YOU - you owe me a beer, remember? On second thought, a whole night's beers! Matterhorn, some cookoo in a clock and a bar far from nukes would 'prolly sum up the rest. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  6. That's why I say: "I'm NOT paranoid. I just think someone's out to get me!" A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  7. Life got in the way I don't mind working, but working for a boss sucks! Didn't mean to hijack the thread A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  8. Around 50F at the mo.. For 4 years I never had a winter, going North South all the time. This is my 2nd 'Winter' and it's no fun whatsoever A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  9. May I please have some of whatever you're having? I haven't gone WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for ages! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  10. Hey! No need to land on a bum ankle, just slide in on your butt! Lots of us have done it.. Cute as the S.L.U.T. outfit may be, just remember to wear a proper jumpsuit before you do A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  11. I was gonna have some smart aleck reply to your earlier post re grasping the language. Then I read the 'Urban dictionary' definitions of the crap. These 'mericans are SCREWY! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  12. With clients earlier, brandy & coke. Typical SA... Afterwards, whisky & water... Would've preferred soda, but she was interesting & I was a woose, so I drank what she drank. Nothing to see here, please carry on... A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  13. I can hear a bugle playing "The Last Post" in the distance. *sniff* Bye Bry.. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  14. `It wasn't very civil of you to sit down without being invited,' said the March Hare. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  15. When I did my first 'meatbomb' jump the main requirement, as explained to me back then, was a minimum of 150 jumps. All of us helping in the TM training were expected to simulate possible student reactions that could result in trouble, but be able to help the TM to regain stability / deploy the drogue / main / reserve if necessary. Requirements and considerations aside - my intention was to inform the OP that he'd still be able to enjoy tandems later on in his skydiving career. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  16. Hey, at least most of us can guess that pic was taken before your morning coffee. Give it a month or so and you can show us a happy face A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  17. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  18. Now THAT's the bit I don't get. I was allowed to jump without a helmet/frap on a B-license in California, but not in SA. In SA a B-license needs at least a frap hat, but they're allowed to go on TM training jumps. Doesn't matter - the OP will, if he stays in the sport, have more than enough chances to do another tandem or 2
  19. OK, now we've seen what you look like. Please bring back the pin-up girl - I liked you better that way A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  20. Trainee tamdem masters always need someone to volunteer as a passenger during their training jumps. I pay my own slot for those, just because they're so much fun! My best was doing a drogueless tandem just so the TM could know what it felt like - close to 200mph belly down is AWESOME!!!!! Edit: I hope you enjoy the tandem and keep on jumping! It's just another step in enjoying flight
  21. Next time you do, come to my tea party