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Everything posted by madhatter
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and the quick brown fox jumped over the . . . lazy fat divot... & ate ate the bloody snake! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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If you're gonna drink and dance, take off the high heels. Speaking from personal experience here? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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Hey, they tell us THEY invented the English language, but the, they also call Spotted Dick a pudding... And yes, the links IS safe for work... A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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Don't forget these pommies like 'spotted dick' too... Makes you wonder how their kingdom ever grew Hey, Andy, find your password yet? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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Anybody else with a bad right shoulder? prcp issues?
madhatter replied to skivie77's topic in Safety and Training
Hi Kyle, I managed to shear the head of the humerus right off & left the joint in 7 big pieces & numerous little shards (Note: horseriding's WAY more painful than skydiving!) Popular opinion amongst the ortho's was I would never be able to lift my arm above my head again... I refused normal physio & just did mobility exercises the first 3 weeks, then started with very slight resistance exercises (pulling against a bungee/surgical tubing in all directions) & progressed to push- & pull-ups after 10 weeks. The only thing that got my shoulder working again was sheer bloody mindedness. It still doesn't move the way it should (my arm swivels around the center of the joint, not in it), but I have full strength, RW's a breeze & I have no worries at pull time. Best advice is lying on your back & practising lifting your hand above your head (perhaps raising your hand upwards & then lowering it behind your head). Once you can do that comfortably, try standing & lifting light weights above your head, whereafter you can start practising pulling something from behind you - trust me, even though this is what you want to accomplish right now, the mobility exercises will aid you here. All the best & don't give up! -
Do we have to beg, or bid? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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I don't know what to say... You are one of the kindest persons I have come across, though never met... I am deeply sorry for your loss..
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Not sure if this is'mama, but hey, what the heck A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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Now that's just not proper!!! You can't just leave us hanging like that! Isn't there something illegal about cruel & unusual punishment, etc? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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Proof that cows are some of the planet's stupidest animals
madhatter replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
Naw, that was the first phrase he uttered... Oops, sorry, uddered... A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 -
Proof that cows are some of the planet's stupidest animals
madhatter replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
I thought you were only taking "a nap" A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 -
OK, so I missed it in the beginning, but ACME put us both right on the proper quote A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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But..... except for the hairy back, the second one seemed quite cute! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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A skydiver with sense of humour, imagination AND computer literacy to boot! Simply awesome! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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Proof that cows are some of the planet's stupidest animals
madhatter replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
Don't you Shush me! I've already bothered V-B tonight, you might just be next! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 -
So I just did my 100th!!!
madhatter replied to millertime24's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Believe me, we're not after nekkid pics of your lovely bod, just some indication of upholding tradtion A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 -
They're offering platters AND baskets!? I know Sunny might seem a bit strange at times, but surely she's not really a basket case just yet!? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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So I just did my 100th!!!
madhatter replied to millertime24's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
OK, thats acceptable. So we're expecting the real 100th jump post after you get your gear... A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 -
The one I've got now (& will keep for quite a while) comes from the same place I got my username What else can I say? I'll always be a kid! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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So I just did my 100th!!!
madhatter replied to millertime24's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
You're not saying his rig fits THAT tight, are you? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 -
Proof that cows are some of the planet's stupidest animals
madhatter replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
Yea, well... cows can give you directions if you're lost. http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6351485 Yeah, but how often do you get a purely Southerly or Northerly wind? The damn blowy stuff always comes from a blind side, so obviously they're gonna keep the wind out of their eyes A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 -
Voted from another IP and Annie & Shani're in the lead!! Keep us posted!
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I would've thought having thongs around would be safer A liitle interference goes a LOOONG way A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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Sssshhhhhh! I might need a place to crash next year!! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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So I just did my 100th!!!
madhatter replied to millertime24's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Back when I started, a 100th was supposed to be NAKED! That might've been #101, but #100 is still to come! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125