Smeger

You wouldn't want to know .

Take a trip into space.

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I guess I'm a "butter bloke" then?

QuoteMy dream=going to space. Definitely! To float in space and see this incredible planet from 15 miles up . It used to be the ability to fly. Still working on that one.

Well scary, but WELL funny at the sametime . I respect that he keeped his sence of humour after all that.

Thats a cool quote man. Unfortunately, a lot of people seem to measure their success through the failure of others around them . Human nature I guess?

Thanks alot for the info guys. I guess I'll just be patient and wait till I start the training. In the mean time I'll keep watchin as many mal vids as possible, just to help get a rough idea of the sort of things I could expect in an emergency. Thanx again! (DZ.com RULES )

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Why do people say "oh mind your head" AFTER you've banged it? If moths are so attracted to the light, why don't you see them during the daytime?

Can you read my cards too dude? I need all the help I can get .

Cool, cheers man.

I'm hoping to start my AFF as soon as the weather turns. Is it worth my while learning the hand signals now or waiting until I start training? Are the hand signals universal or do they differ from DZ to DZ?

Yeah I heard about that mardi gras festival you have. Man that RULES!! lol

Yeap, no doubt about it .

Well TALY BALY HOO!!

Really? . Well I say, thats jolly nice for us English chaps, my word!

I always liked the idea of Aikido. I like that you don't actually cause harm on someone, you let them do it for you, by using their own momentum and body weight and stuff. Is there any sort of stance or ready position in Aikido?

yeah lol. It works the same with alot of things, like sound as well. However, the colour of an object is due to the light its reflecting. If an object is blue, it is reflecting every other colour other than blue. Black absorbs every colour, which is why its dark I guess .

Leftovers I guess

I used to love studying martial arts of all sorts of reasons and none of them involved hurting anybody. Its more your in competition with yourself. I feel its the same as weight training, you want to find your physical and mental capabilities, then try to improve them. Its a great feeling when you have been training hard and you win in competition, against an opponent that was also worked hard. Just as someone said earlier, it gives you huge self-confidence and motivation in other areas, both physically and mentally. In the past I have studied: Judo - from the age of 6 to 11 - International Grading - Blue Belt 6 Dan Karate Do - from the age of 10 - 12 Club Grading Green Belt. Kung Fu - from the age of 12 - 14 - No Grading (Club) Choi Kwang Do - from age 14 - 16 - Club Grading - Orange Belt. Wushu Intergrated KickBoxing - from age 17 - 20 - No Grading Capoeira - from age - 21 - 23 - No Grading It all depends on what type martial art/training is involved. All the grappling ones use a lot of physical contact, like Jujitsu, Judo, wrestling, Ninjitsu etc. Then there are other ones that involve kicking and punching either the air, padded material or another person like kickboxing, karate, choi kwan do tai kwan do, kung fu etc. Many people study them for their different methods. Perhaps that person was attacked in the street and wants to know how it could be avoided (if possible) next, or for cardiovascular training, or to release aggression out in the right environment, or simple to have fun and meet people. All martial arts can help to improve you in some way. I started training in Judo with my older brother, so it was normal for us to have a ruck, it was just piece of mind for my Mum knowing we were controlled, learning and supervised as well. I spent my entire childhood doing spinning kicks and muckin around in the garden and stuff with my mates, so it was totally natural to me to kick and punch stuff in a dojo. I can totally see why you would find it uneasy though. I remember when I started going to Capoeira. Just a load of dancing to out of tune music lol. I felt really unnatural in there, but I did get used to it. It gets harder as you get old, to train in certain martial arts. When your young you just want to get the aggression out, but when your old you become aware of peoples personal space and you feel uneasy touching strangers in personal places, like grabbing them round the leg or under the arm or something. The best thing to do is to train with one or two people you know, that why it doesn't become such an issue and you'll end up getting to know everyone pretty well anyway. At the end of the day, the chances of you remembering what your taught in an extreme situation are very slim, unless your have a VERY high grade and its been drummed into you for 4 - 8 years or so. I still remember LOADS of my Judo, but hardly anything of the others, just cause I did it for so long. All instructors will say the same thing anyway, if you get into a dangerous situation and someone wants to seriously physically harm you, unless you know EXACTLY what your doing just poke them in the eyes, kick em in the bollocks and RUN shouting help.

I'm still a newbie and I'm sure my opinions will change, but for me its the freedom and tranquility (despite the howling wind). I like the idea of having freedom of movement with no restrictions. Plus, I've always loved the sensation of falling. I jump off the highest step possible when going down stairs. Its that butterfly feeling you get from - or + G. Its sort of been a habbit all my life to jump off things. I guess that sounds REALLY stupid?

WOW . Looks like someone didn't need a parachute to fall from heaven .

Physical age 23. Mental age 8 and getting younger.

I'd just be glad to get the option now and then.

lol thats awesome. A private plane is flying over the Atlantic. One of the male passengers jumps out of his seat desperate for the toilet, only to find that the mens toilet is occupied. A nearby stewardess notices his desperation and says "you can use the womens toilet as long as you don't press any of the buttons on the wall". The bloke takes the warning in his stride and goes in for a huge dump. As he finishes wiping he notices beside the toilet roll that there are four buttons. There have the initials WW, WA, PP and ATR. Curiosity gets the better of him and he presses the WW button. To his delight Warm Water splashes his arse. He decides to press the next one labeled WA. Warm Air rushes out the toilet and dries his arse, "this is great" he says to himself. He presses the PP button. A Powder Puff extends out from inside the toilet and Powder Puffs his arse. He decides to go the whole hog and press the ATR button, he suddenly passes out................ He wakes up in a hospital bed, all dazed and confused. He asks the nurse next to him "what happened". The nurse replied "you press the ATR button didn't you! ATR stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. You dick's under your pillow and your balls are in a bucket under the bed".