Scratch
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The cheapest beer is free beer. So I will have to say 'anything I did not buy'
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Bwhahahahahaha. Arrived late. Drank the only sixpack remaining and cannot figure out why the rest of the partiers still have a hangover.
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Hey Tonto.....Having Fun???? Me, I make my choices as I have to and not a moment before. Life has a funny way of throwing curveballs at those who rush up to the plate. (How is that for being accomodating to our American friends). I suppose I am only one thing Anti Hypocrisy
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Interesting thread, particularly the cold shouldering of mikkey's opinion. Americans discussing world politics with Americans. Nobody else invited. No offence guys but there in lies the root of the problem. Nobody else exists for you guys other than as a source of wealth or as a source of irritation. Let's see. You have unfinished business in Afghanistan. You have unfinished business in Iraq Likewise, Liberia, N&S Korea, Libya, Iran, Israel, Somalia, etc. etc. It's a long list, be careful it does not catch up with you. Biting off more than you can chew is a bitch. Oh and if I have been unfair to the reasonable few, my apologies Just my 2 South African cents.
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Happy Birthday you drunken old git.
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There was a young farm boy called Will. Who's mother was slack with her pill. Thats how he got to be here, now we all live in fear of him invading our rear. and the beasts of him humping his fill
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There was a young man called Skreamer Who's squatting produced quite a steamer. "That isn't half bad after the dinner I've had" But then nothing greases like semen
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Said Gerb on the curb to his trick of the day. Come with me my lad I'm a fucking good lay My ass may be loose and my looks gone away But for the price of a jump and a warm place to stay I'll fuck and I'll suck and I'll roll in the hay.
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I'll do you right now said Scratch to the girl but the size of your snatch makes me want to go hurl The bush is to thick the smell makes me sick and the green on your clit makes my prick curl.
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Fix it, Fix it, Fix it now said Kerry 'bout her car. I need it, need it really bad and the fucker's not going far. Flash some cash or a plastic card said the mechie from his yard. To make it go and patch it up is surely not to hard. but the card is maxed and Blue is broke That comes from jumping say knowing folk. Fuck you says Blue what do you know. Do you think I do it just for show. I do it for the studly men, to get laid and laid like a battery hen. Looking cool gets you tool, all I want, all I need. What I do is just tell them when.
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Take a piss in it. You think I am joking?? Give it a try. The battery is poked anyway and deserves to be pissed on. (The introduction of mineral salts will help build a residual charge, maybe enough to swing the motor.)
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How the fuck did this guy become a lawyer? http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/05/13/oreo.suit.reut/index.html What is next. Suing match manufactures because you burnt your fingers.
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Online Dating - desperately seeking answers!
Scratch replied to JumpingKayAus's topic in The Bonfire
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Sick, but I have an odd sense of humour. To whom this may concern
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See Attachment Complements of the Dizzy dot commers at Bletherchat
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Hey HH. If you are blushing now think this over. I had to drive her home for a date with Mr. Pinky
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Spain or Oz for me. Probably Spain as I can work there
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A liberal gay and a rightwing nazi in the same kitchen. This I have gotto see. [Getting comfy chair and beer ready]
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Hey HH. If you are coming to CT drop me a line. I have a housemate who is dying to meet you
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I'll have a Kilkenny thanks
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Ah!! so you do know. Now spread the word please
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Yup and the US won WW2 I read it all over this public forum
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What's to flame Nac? If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck.......
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I have owned a number of bikes over the years. Yamaha, Suzuki and Honda. Go for Honda. Their build quality is just better, period. I have a Honda 550 4k circa 1977 in the garage. it has 100 000 km on the clock (65000 miles) and still runs like a watch. I bought it with 10 000 miles and have ridden it almost daily. I also have a Honda VFR 750F. THAT is one sweet ass bike. There is nothing quite like it on the market and the build quality is superb. So There you have it. Go Honda and take a long hard look at the VFR
