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Yup it was her. She discribed them as looking like this (*)(*)
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Oh Dear, you poor baby. I'll soothe them for you.
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Im with you on this one Nacmac One of the few things I miss about my ex......her lack of tan lines.
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So tell us Kerry regards the tanning. Top on? Top off?
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You too
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I really like the way your twisted mind works Mark
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She's gonna kill you
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Run George run. See George run.
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True true Speaking of which, at 07:30 this morning I became an uncle...again. Hey Nacmac there is a wee lass out there just right for your Mininac
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I drank like a dog last night See attachment
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Nooooo say it ain't so
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While we are on the subject of booze and what goes into them. It is commonly believed here in SA that brandy is distilled from panties and old car tyres. After half a bottle all you want to do is wheelspin and shag
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Ooooh Yeah. Bean counters are such fun people. Why is it that Engineers need to know how to account but accountents know fuckall about engineering. Tank them Tank them all I say. TAAAAAAAAANK them.
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Yes I do. I stand to be corrected but don't the Aussies put Coke in whisky. Bacardi is not rum. Bacardi is slightly distilled gnats piss. Neat rum is a fine thing but it does lead to a very short night. There is a method to my madness.
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Tell me about it. The thing is beer always gives me a huge hangover. I usually get pissed on something with more sugar in it. Rum and Coke being a favorite. Last night it was beer....thank fuck it was not red wine Now I am just waiting for the medication to kick in. Paracetamol in this case.
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Hey It seemed like an excellent idea at the time Oh well I have two mugs of coffee in me. Greasy junk food is on the way and I am feeling much better. It only hurts when I move my head. [sweet voice] Gooooooood morning all the NA's. It is a stunning day in CapeTown today.[/sweet voice] Hey Kerry, have you guys got a plane yet?
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Good morning all.....I think I am currently hungover, sleep deprived and to top it all I got stuck in traffic for an hour. I am so in the mood for a fight. Now where is that noisy yank. I won't tank him I'll drown him. Roar my ass..... we will all hear him bubble. TANK HIM TANK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok coffee time
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Oh you are a big softy inside BTW it was decided earlier today that this is not going to be a PC thread so you have a BITCH rep. Not a B*TCH.
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Mwhahahahaha Sangiro Sangiro. Where is the little kitty cat? I have a hot fork for you
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Tell us...did you manage to jump the Ford. Now that would look cool in a logbook.
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Stormy I thought you heard HH say not to smoke and post Swazi is good. You can smoke and still find your way to the toilet. It takes a while but you will get there. Now Durban poison along with Taranangi are both weapons grade shit. As our Aussie pal says "Lie down before you inhale"
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Yes great idea. Everybody bring a sample of your nations best to Finland. There is a sauna party going on at Erno's house.
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Speaking of congratulations. This thread is now the longest thread in the history of DZ.com. WoooooHooooooo Thanks for the idea Nacmac. Are we going to take this thing all the way to pie time guys?
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Yeah yeah. Blame me.......oh wait, it was me
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While we are on the subject of Kerry's home town. Durban is a city well known, world wide for an amazing export. DURBAN POISON A never hybridized, exclusively inbred, heavy yielding, 100% sativa, South African import. One of the most reliable indoor/outdoor varieties available. Large, compact, extremely resinous buds, sometimes purple on maturity, producing a sweet licorice aroma and flavour with a clean, uplifting high. Also mould resistent and ideal for outcrossing to increase yields.