warpedskydiver

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  1. If we want my GSD to go beserk and start barking and stressing out we just ask him "Do you want to go live with Poodles?" But then your ears hurt after he starts barking, he is the loudest dog I have ever had, really deep set of lungs.
  2. Poodle is french for piss on your bed isn't it? If not it should be,
  3. I do not have two user profiles. That's very interesting, please enlighten me.
  4. Old enough to have her own AR15 Old enough to be trusted
  5. Ah Geez! OK I will just chalk this up to you not knowing me AT ALL. Had dogs continually my entire life except while on active duty. I am 49 now Any more questions?
  6. My dog is not attacking anyone.
  7. It does not mean it is tolerated So if you think he is not a well liked dog you are wrong. He has many human friends. People who do not like large dogs may not like him though, he is big and looks fierce. he is really affectionate and playful. Just don't do something that warrants him to jump to the other mode. Raise your hands to his friends, that's a problem Come near my daughter and make her afraid, that's a problem Break into our home, that's the last problem you will ever have, he is a good boy but he is not a miniaturize schnauzer He was well liked at the DZ, he parties at the Tiki hut very well. He got more attention from all the chicks than anyone else.
  8. I know this... there will be periods in the dogs life where he will assert himself in order to try and become more dominant than he might be allowed. The thing is to be firm, fair and not flap. The last thing you want to be in inconsistent.
  9. My dog can be that way when he senses that someone is submissive or fears him. Other than that he is playful and generally a fun dog to be around. Just don't appeal to his prey drive. The worst he does is get vocal when he complains (does not like being fucked with) He will jump up to have someone put their arms out so he can be hugged. The problem is many people don't realize it. Rainbo makes him want to lay on his back and act like puppy boy.
  10. I do not think marijuana should be illegal, but I do think that in many cases pre-employment testing is warranted. As well as in serious accidents that may be due to negligence or impairment.
  11. Lack of percussion tuning and their skydiving friends not setting them straight
  12. We had people tested on Monday = Fail Tuesday = Pass Wednesday = Pass Thursday = Fail Friday =Pass You would think that someone would have gotten their head out of their ass in a week instead of years.
  13. Matt some of us older veterans will recall that guys (and girls) were getting popped for failing the piss test when it was first instituted. What they failed to realize is that people were failing the test when deployed in places where access was impossible. Furthermore many years later the US ARMY had to rescind some of the legal actions against service members because the test was severely flawed. There were quite a few substances that were causing tests to be positive and also at fault were the methods used. Basically you had a lab getting paid more to find positive tests for THC. We had an entire unit including the battalion CO come up positive for opiates. That took some splainin' when the shit hit the fan. O6's don't like insubordinate piss-ant assholes acting like they are god.
  14. He is attempting to show his master that he is dominant over all others. Get used to it. Typical GSD thinking. They are in charge, everything and everyone belongs to them. They may stay in their yard but their domain is as far as the eye can see.
  15. I once got a ticket in WI on the way to Madison in bumper to bumper traffic where it was reduced to 1 lane on I 90. I was between two semi trucks. The asshole that pulled me over searched my car after i disputed the speed he claimed, he then whipped out the credit card machine (manual) and told me to pay now or go to jail. I then said no, he completed searching my car and pulled a data collector out of its case, he then started pushing buttons, I told him if he corrupted any data my company would sue him and his department for the over $100K in data stored in it (actually far more raw data than that I found) he then dropped it on the pavement. Our company lawyer sued the living shit out of them, they also dropped the speeding ticket. The cop called to tell my boss I was drunk and belligerent (7am) he told the cop to quit lying and find a factory job then hung up on him. I was on my way to a WIDOT conference at the capitol. What a fucking loser that cop was.
  16. Yeah contact a truckdriver skydiver and see if he has room in his trailer. Then pay him for the distance that is out of his way. *Roundtrip and maybe get him a few jumps as well.
  17. Maybe some day they will have B52 jumps!
  18. The worst thing to do to a car is improper storage, just to mothball a car properly is a huge undertaking. I had a friend who sold his 1970 LS6 Chevelle SS to another friend, that guys wife did not want him to drive it anymore because "the baby was coming" So into the shed it went, on blocks and covered well. Fast forward 20years, original owner wants to buy it back, they go into the shed and peel the cover off, nothing but rust. The only thing that survived was the glass, everything else was ruined beyond saving, even the motor was worthless for rebuilding. Heat, cold, humidity, lack of circulation, no lubrication where needed, all sorts of good stuff.
  19. I had it stop troubleshooting with hover over the red underlined problems. I also had it quit offering suggestions after I type the . Any help would be appreciated as I am trying to do three weeks worth of work today.