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    Did you also vote in the poll?
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    Well he does read lips ya know!
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    Sunny would be smothered in your cleavage. Think of the poor girl, it could be the end of her.
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    I think was a teen when we got PBS.
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    You mean all 4 channels? Hey we lived near Chicago so we had 2, 5, 7, 9, AND 32 later on! That was the big time!
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    She must have a lot of patience, it takes quite a while, I bore myself...
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    DAMN!, the tape hurts when I pull it off. Besides, with gorilla tape it looks like a black patent leather club!
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    I see he has not logged in for a very long time. Message me, I know he faced some real challenges.
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    oes this mean you have seen all of us spanking it?
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    Hey I never have taken tomorrow for granted so in case I never see it, I want you all the have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Happy Hannukah, and anything else as well at this time of year. You do not have to be religious to realize we are all capable of good and that salvation is a possibility for all. I even mean it for the people who cannot stand me. And I know there are many.
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    Skootz, you want fuck days and you live at the "Pound" You trying to tell us guys something?
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    Here if the dog barks or there is anyone on foot or parked on the street, someone is watching them with gun in hand.
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    Boobies! Just a reminder...it's been too long
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    Soldier in Alaska-"My feet are cold" Survival Instructor- "Put on a hat, Peabody!" Matt Yep! But they NEVER listen. It's winter warfare, not winter whining!
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    Not an airsoft, but I would consider an ammo bearer.
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    No arguments here!
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    Most major cities. Up until a few years back they were smuggled in from Albania, most of the girls from the Ukraine and Russia. Now they realized it is cheaper to kidnap them here.
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    This very question was covered in my CWL class a few years back. The answer (from a retired sheriff) was: Lets say you shot the guy 9 times, here is exactly what you say to the cops filing the report: 8 Wasn't enough, 10 would have been too many. I already knew the answer, I was trying to make Dave laugh.
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    If this was 2 white guys that came to your door, i hardly believe that you would even give it a second glance. Quote Nope, I would not care if they looked like Jehova's witnesses There is not a reason in the world to come to my home if you do not know me. And I live in a place where the end of the street is 400yds away, not close enough to save their lives if there is violence.
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    Hey how many times can you shoot them if you are quick and they have not gone down yet? Is it bad form to do a mag dump?
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    They probably are, most of them married too.
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    Who panics, I would be in there trying not to giggle.
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    That's why you need to say "I just shot someone who was trying to break in the door" Then the units will arrive.
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    That's one good thing about burglars in the U.S. They are scared to death of getting shot. That's why they make sure no one's home. See that's another concern. These people (provided they are actually here for this reason) could just kick in my door while I'm at work tommorrow and make off with a shitload of stuff.... including my guns (though I doubt they would find all of them). SAFE.... bolt it to the wall and to the floor in a clost and stick all the goodies that are easily removed as well as any paperwork. I have a big firesafe and all the important papers are in a smaller fire safe inside the big safe. Arms rooms are better!
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    Suuuuuure