warpedskydiver

1980s money shot practice! Chicks back then thought it was sweet that you wanted to do them in the shower. The truth was is that you were trying to get all that fucking hairspray off them.

Hey I made a typo, it is 95% of modified proctor scale. Just don't want to disseminate bad info.

One winter, Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. 'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine, ?' asked the lawyer Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da.....' 'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'? Ole said, 'Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas driving down da road... .. The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.' By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie'. Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape yust by her groans'... 'Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman, he came to da scene.. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he vent over to her'.. 'After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition he took out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes. Den da Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?' 'Now vat da hell vould YOU say?

Payola!

That's why engineers examine the soil borings and compaction. Unless you have 90% of modified proctor scale you do not build. Also some of the much older houses were pinned onto rock or on driven pilings.

John our newest car is almost 11 years old, it has 170k on it. The great thing is that it is an AUDI A6 Quattro 2.7T Now if I would just get the dented hood replaced...

Ah the joys of flooding. ALL of the valleys here flood almost every year. I made VERY sure when I bought my house that I was far above ANY possible flooding or landslides. I specifically bought my home in the foothills of the Cascades, on a hill in an area called The Bluffs

The monkey is riding it like he stole it!

Historically speaking, this is why smart mid westerners and Native Americans (think of all the river valleys) occupied high ground. Not the very top but just below it with the wind being abated by the hill. Makes sense now doesn't it? I have a surveying and civil engineering background (amongst other crap) and all systems will eventually fail unless there is sufficient vertical relief. So if you are at the bottom of slope or near it, you will someday go swimming.

My ex used to use dental floss to slice the cake into very thin layers.

Hitachi double magic wand! It doubles as a massager as well Most chicks cannot last more than two minutes with that thing.

You could win the prize for best ass on a pencil pusher1

A couple guys need to talk to him in a shed He was lucky that a few of us were not there or that this was not our daughter.

I don't judge anyways unless it is a question of hurting themselves or others, or doing something that is plain old disgusting. And it is pretty hard to disgust me.

Congrats, I knew you were smart!

When I posted that poll option I meant that the woman's reason for sex was that she wanted merely to go somewhere expensive or exclusive. It's kind of like the vacation shag, it's not exactly being a prostitute, but it certainly does mean that in order to go somewhere you are promising some action. This is not "hey do you want to accompany me?" this is more like "take me to _____" and you will be able to nail me all you want.

Variety is the spice of life. Why not both? How about a half dozen of each?

Does jumping jumpers count? If it does she has a PRO rating.

Hey you have not seen her, so I think you are definitely wrong here. There are only three or so jumpers that are on here and know who she is (she would not be embarrassed) so yeah they could confirm that assessment.

Eugene! but we would have to get him the maglight 4D size! He's like Hef, but in lime green and yellow flip flops!

Quit your whining, how would you like to have that happen for a week after you attended jump school at Ft. Benning? I am still pissed after all these years.

Renee, you could have just asked me or messaged one of the docs. Yes it does happen, it is not worse than narrowing of the vertebrae or severe bone spurs. Sometimes they get fused surgically or cages are put in, that might be worse, it depends on the outcome and if you can live with it without problems. Unfortunately I have both of those, but unless I stop breathing or lose control of my body I am just fine.

Whoa, in what world do you live in where you think Amazon and I don't get along and actually like each other? She understands what I was saying, people do not need to agree, it was a poll and does not require your input.

It was explained earlier, that would not be an answer since I was looking for causation. That is a null.

Rum and Mango/Orange juice is really good. Add a wedge of lime.