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    That's the accumulation of all the spray heaved into the air and then frozen on the surfaces of the lighthouse. Makinaw has a similar effect. You should see the eastern end of Lake Superior after some storms hit and the ice heaves into what looks like an alien landscape.
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    It's called eating until I was ready to puke, and extremely hard work. Coupled with me getting a little older. Don't believe me, there are jumpers who knew me when I was 40 and had a 30" waist at that weight. What can I say? I worked hard for it. There weren't steroids available or anything other than vitamins, I lived on base. Risk of a court martial was not something I was willing to take. But now I am old, hurting and fat...
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    If you had known her you would have been digging in your pockets very quickly. She looks like a barbie doll. About 5'11" 155lbs and 36D. Always tanned, pretty blue eyes and brunette. Nobody will ever know her identity She is not a jumper either
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    I dated a girl who many years later explained she wanted to do me for $20, just so she could feel really dirty. That was probably the hardest she ever worked for $20 It was fun too. She is not a skank, just horny as can be and still looks great.
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    If it were a no, a simple non vote would suffice. I was looking for causation, not a null.
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    It is actually good for the motor. Without being loaded it never truly gets to work like it is supposed to. My dad was a diesel mechanic, his name was in the credits section of Detroit Diesels Manuals (the larger engines) He was adamant that people should not use a truck diesel for mere transportation, if not driven hard enough the power might not be there when needed.
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    This came up in a discussion a while back with some female friends of mine. Only a couple were brave enough to admit it, even though they are classy and educated it does not mean there was not a valid reason for it. One did it just to see if she was still hot after all the years. (she was very surprised) i guess she thought the guys were lying to her until she actually saw the cash. I am not trying to demean anyone whatsoever, however there is nothing in life that is free, and pussy falls into that category. I don't mean you need to out yourself, if you feel you want to say something you can message me and I will sanitize it for dissemination. Guys try to avoid the temptation to skew the results please so we can get a better picture of the truth.
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    When they started this body mass index shit I was nearly thrown out. I had a 28" waist and they were calling me overweight. Yeah, but when someone had to carry the pig guess who got it? Fuckers...no wonder I volunteered in order to get out of there. If I had stayed one more month I would have lost my mind.
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    Gladiator tires!
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    I used to love going up the grapevine accelerating really hard, it made people have this weird look on their faces. That was a 1976 TA with a 455 bored 0.60" over 11:1 compression pistons, huge valves, cam and 2 650cfm spreadbores on a Offenhauser Team G. That engine was making in the area of 600hp, on premium or aviation gas though. It had a Lenco 5 spd and a Herb Adams VSE kit. I miss that car, it was stolen just weeks after it was finished being painted. Good old Sylmar car thieves...
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    I have a 1995 5.2L that my brother worked on when I got it, it was pretty quick but with the bigger tires not too much. I would say however it has some pretty good torque and is no slug by any means. Not that it will keep up with our A6 Quattro.
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    I was considering that 4.6 stroker for my '93, before I traded it in for my current 2006. The builder claimed it required no change to the induction system, but I was finding reports to the contrary, so I decided against it. So what has been your experience? +1 on the BFG AT's! I've used them on my last three Jeeps. That is what I use, 31x10.5x15 Great tires in all conditions and have only been stuck once when I was crossing a large ditch that was frozen over, unfortunately my wheels punched in and high centered me. They are not noisy really, I have had worse in Light Truck Tire.
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    I only weighed 138lbs when I joined, six months later I weighed 195 and had a 28" waist. I was constantly eating, well that and during basic I carried the water cans marching and on the run..damn my arms got long.
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    In the military we did that alot, using foil and the heat of the engines. In Germany, some nice hard rolls, smoked Edam and Black Forest ham...with senf of course. It was pretty neat to have a nice hot sandwich and coffee once we got to where we were going.
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    My roomie when was stationed at Ft. Ord was something of a side show freak. The chicks all wanted to try, but in the end they needed an ice pack. Geez what were they thinking? He preferred chicks who that already had children, or if someone else banged them first so he would not kill them. It was actually pretty funny, seeing the girls walk out acting like they had been in an accident. Millie measured him after she teased him really badly, he had 11.5" and like a beer can. Like I said, he could have been in the circus as the elephant boy.
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    Yeah you tell em Jeannie. The only way to impress you would be group accuracy!
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    I bet it makes you realize why it feels like your cervix is getting pressure washed
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    Credit check without authorization is a crime. This would constitute a violation of their personal information (SSN) Verboten!
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    Start with Intellius. If there is enough money involved you could just run a credit check.
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    I just pictured a bear covering his ears and groaning...
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    Having a hand brake (hand activated parking brake) is nice as well because you can use it to slow the drive wheels to less rpm. Also you can use it to make a directional change.
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    Women have very fast mouths, this is because ejaculate can move at speeds up to or exceeding 30mph. And you people thought the seals at the zoo were quick! That is all.
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    Put it in the furnace room, it is way drier in there. Unless you have a dehydrator that will not go over 130degrees
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    I would actually prefer to see a friend of mine whom I have not been able to see in over a year. It would be wonderful to spend a few days together.
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    Open it up with keypad down allow it to air dry, put it in the furnace room because it is very dry in there. Wait two days and then reinstall battery and card.