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    This onehttp://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o42/warped60120/DSC_0122.jpg
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    You must have been in a serious tuck to reduce drag. Stop watch TT on HD theater will ya? I have to order a completely new ignition and a painless wiring kit as I still have a minor problem even after rebuilding the harnesses. I will race you, I can only use 1st gear though! That would be a challenge. Or I could put you on a two rope like gliders use and you could cut away at 180mph to see if it feels great.(j/k) Right now my bike looks like a cadaver, no bodywork at all.
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    Happy Birthday, well you will always be younger than I am. Well, unless I stop aging or something.
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    Hydronic is still more efficient, you feel the warmth instead of just heating all the air in the room.
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    I purchased tickets for the Womens Tactical Association fundraiser, I made damned sure they knew if they pulled my tickets that they went back into the bowl. Besides, I already have enough crap. I also donated some of my products. One chick was floored that she won the Sabre Defense rifle, I guess she has kids, is divorced and could not afford her own rifle. That was nice seeing good done. Of course there were a few drunk hotties wanting to go out to the parking lot to learn how to do proper push ups in a mini van or the Lenco. Damn, why do I go to places where I have to behave?
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    I wonder if I can make a squirrel sized claymore mine. Fucking bushy tailed tree rats....
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    Hey, most all the work is already done, we just finished putting in the continuous vent soffit, trim work on the outside, the floors are in, the bathroom downstairs is next after painting all the new casings, doors, base and shoe. Still need to pave the driveway and then cut down a few trees. Rainbo barely even recognizes the place now.
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    Hey she's from around here, be nice to her and vote.
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    Squirrels must die, they have eaten a hole in the fascia of my house for the last time (seven years in a row now)
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    Many people say what they like about me most is my abscence
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    I would rather have to be in a building that is burning that contains RDX, than a building full of gasoline or magnesium
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    although if they give off gases that can cause rapid combustion/conflagration a closed space, it is much like a detonator. (depends on the material) Plus it provides shrapnel That's why they use polystyrene walls sprayed with Line-X to prevent sympathetic detonation.
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    Pssst her five good parts. PTAL&L Figure that out
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    I am very sorry for your loss Cyndi.
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    Yeah the hands thing... Chicks think they are so clever by saying things like "Geez you have monster sized hands, would you like a drink?" why not just forget the alcohol and just go to her car and bend her over the trunk? I mean, its the least we could do for them.
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    Stun guns only gets them all excited. "Hey that tickles, do it again!"
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    Calif. coroner says body is lost Russian skydiver Sun Dec 5, 9:34 AM EST Investigators have confirmed that a body found by a Southern California farmer is a Russian skydiver who was last seen jumping from a plane more than two months ago. Riverside County coroner's officials, in a Saturday news release, identified the man as 50-year-old Vladimir Frolov, a tourist who took a solo jump from a plane on Sept. 25 in Perris. A farmer plowing his field found the body Tuesday, along with parachutes that had not deployed. Because Frolov was traveling alone, no one immediately reported him missing. Authorities found his rental car and passport in the airport parking lot five days later, after a friend in St. Petersburg called the skydiving company. The coroner didn't give a hometown for Frolov. Searchers using ATVs, a helicopter, horses and dogs had looked for Frolov with no luck.
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    Geez I remember hearing the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" as a kid late at night when it was time for bed. I'm dead serious...
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    Lee would have cringed at a wasted newcastle....
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    That's a shame, I am a bit rusty at it so it took me some time.
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    Happy birthday to the prettiest and bestest neighbor we ever had.
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    Paradox base layer (like long underwear) really thin, made from recycled milk jugs and very warm, antimicrobial and wicks away sweat. They are a good buy and I love them, bulky layers suck. Costco has them as do other places. Vortex Optics are a kick ass gift, check out the Viper http://swfa.com/Vortex-25-10x44-Viper-PST-30mm-Rifle-Scope-P44567.aspx I really want one! the SPARC http://swfa.com/Vortex-SPARC-Red-Dot-Sights-C2988.aspx Also check out Cabela's bargain cave. I just got a pair of windproof, waterproof and insulated fleece like camo pants for $50, they listed originally for 3x that. Don't forget they will take an offer on the stuff most of the time.
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    They are just there to look at the pictures, everyone knows they can't read. I had the pleasure of studying while some homeless broad who weighs around 300lbs lifted her sweater to expose her gut and scratch her udders. Aren't the Obama admin grants just wonderful?
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    " His commanding officers and fellow soldiers considered him to be a subpar soldier: he slept while on duty, had little regard for regulations, required constant supervision, and showed no skill as a marksman. For these reasons, his commanding officers submitted a request that Hendrix be discharged from the military after he had served only one year. Hendrix did not object when the opportunity to leave arose. He would later tell reporters that he received a medical discharge after breaking his ankle during his 26th parachute jump." Not the standards anyone would really strive for, especially 5th group troopers, sounds more like 10th group. PM sent
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    Go to dinner at Patti's