warpedskydiver

Well said...

She obviously can't run very fast!

What is there not to love, jumping, skiing, outdoor activities, beautiful scenery and of course great pics of the Norwegian landscape.

You can always offer the security deposit as compensation for tearing up the contract and letting you move out. Just get it all in writing.

LT John "Jack" Lynch USN (Ret) SEAL, Class 29 President - UDT-SEAL Association It is with great sadness that the UDT-SEAL Association informs the membership about the passing of LT John "Jack" Lynch USN (RET), Class 29 and President - UDT-SEAL Association. Jack suffered a cardiac arrest due to arrhythmia on February 2, 2010. Jack's condition remained critical and unresponsive, requiring life support. Due to the severe brain damage which occurred as a result of the lack of oxygen during his cardiac arrest, and upon consultations with the attending physicians, the difficult decision to suspend life support was made by Jack's family.This decision was made due to a prognosis of little or no improvement in the quality of life, and the known wishes of Jack. Jack was removed from life support on Saturday, February 13th at 3:00pm and had been moved to a private room. He remained as comfortable as possible with his family at his side. The care Jack had been receiving from the medical staff at the hospital was of great comfort and support to the family. Jack completed his mission and reported for a new assignment yesterday at 4:20pm with his family at his side. Details regarding services will be forwarded as soon as they are available. The family respectfully requests in lieu of flowers, that donations be made to the Naval Special Warfare Foundation marked "Building Fund in memory of Jack Lynch". Naval Special Warfare Foundation P.O. Box 5965 Virginia Beach, VA 23471 or on-line www.nswfoundation.org

Maybe he should call the cops and be told to piss off.

No wonder the sheep thought Clay was quite fetching

That's because Norwegian girls are firmware

Date a Norwegian girl

Go figure it out for yourself, when it happens to you it will be quite clear.

Go away...

Do you ladies not want the guys to support you as well? There are more of us in this sport you know. I voted, but please consider asking the guys to support you. Showing up at a US Boogie would also help, bring your bikini's!

There was...

I was just informed that yesterday the President of the UDT/SEAL foundation dropped dead of a heart attack at age 64. He was in class 24. Anyone that knew him please make the inquiry for the funeral arrangements. Look at what they make you give, most of this stuff shortens your lifespan. This is not like some regular sport, every little bit seems to take a few years off your life. Sure there is nothing like living knowing that death is near, that is what makes it so vibrant and simply serene. Everything else is like living in slow motion. That is why those who have done such things cannot forget it for even one day. It is also why no matter how awful or hard it was we long to relive those days. Me, I am a nothing, but others are giants standing before me.

As the CO my friend has the duty to address this. I know in my heart and gut this guy is a fake, but if I were to be mistaken and somehow this guy was a real one I don't want it on my head that I beat his ass errantly. For that I would be standing on the carpet. For this who think we are being bullies or are wrong, remember how many friends you have that have died? Well if they had done so in the service of their country you might be a little pissed someone was saying that they were their equal.

Percussion tuning is eternal

Yeah the wussies eat chicken Balti but I love a good Vindaloo. It was either Bass or Newcastle for me, it just depended on if we wound up at the church or another place. The Church was great, good food, warm soft feather beds and the owner was a real smokin hottie. When me and the ex broke up she was quite nice to me Afterwards she walked over to my ex's two blocks away and told her, "I had your man and he is spoiled for life" She was right

Paging Vortex!

Wow....just wow. Is there no end to all this? I will let you know how it went after we fill him in talk to him

Tosser is an understatement.

If you say "Boobies" next time you are on the O'Reilly factor we will let you off the hook.

Hello, sir? I'm here to inform you that you are not a skydiver. Please turn in your ID card. Come and get it. Sir? I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car and submit to a field sobriety test. Please fill in the blank; Blue skies, BOOBIE death! The only way to go

Hello, sir? I'm here to inform you that you are not a skydiver. Please turn in your ID card. No shit...