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  1. warpedskydiver
    So they got your Mom's money too huh? Here please accept this piece of prayer cloth that will be woven into a huge quilt to cover the mountain of money we have fleeced out of senior citizens like you.
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    You know, odd as it seems to take pictures of the at the funeral, I've heard that it's not been that long ago that it was tradition to set the deceased up in normal positions, like at a dinner table or in a parlor chair. That was just odd! Or in a Cadillac in a pimp suit!
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    If they can claim exigent circumstances due to safety or a crime in progress they are not held liable.
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    Anyone ever made Methyl Nitrate? It was pretty cool, hit in with a hammer and it will split the hammers head. Only one drop though or
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    I heard the last thing that passed through his mind was his ass...
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    Creamed corn or regular corn?
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    I say give them a roll of fabric, a pair of scissors, needle and thread and some Dacron line along with some school kids backpack. Then in free fall they have to McGuyver it all together and use it to save themselves. And for an encore they could jump from 13.5K go head down, then to a belly fly. Then when the king air catches them they have to get back in the aircraft.
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    Yep you just need enough brains and the balls to do it.
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    I saw that one on "MythBusters". You dip your hand in water first, then into the molten lead. The water evaporates and creates a protective layer of air/steam around your skin. The result is that your skin comes back out completely unharmed. He used to do this back in the 60's
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    Glad she is OK.
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    It isn't just the Prius although it is a catchy phrase. It is related to many underpowered cars which drivers are scared that they cannot accelerate fast enough to match traffic speeds. Watch while you are driving and you will see it, drivers failing to accelerate on the ramps and also after a right hand turn on red with traffic coming. I realize the prius is capable of going pretty fast once it has a fair amount of time to gather speed, but a sports car it is not. Here in the Chicago area people tend to drive a little more than the speed limit. And that is an intentional understatement.
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    My dad would dip his hand into the molten lead to freak people out. There is a trick to it and you had better be very fast.
  13. warpedskydiver
    How much for the door gunners seat?
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    Travel Agent!!!
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    I agree with you, I rear ended some asshole that slammed on his brakes because he decided to panic that his prius would not accelerate to the speed limit fast enough AFTER he made a right turn on a red on a highway. I ended up with a craked bumper cover and a lens off my fog lamp. He has the rear of his car pushed into the back seat and touching the backs of the front seat. 1995 Jeep grand Cherokee's are built like a small tank.
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    The puppy says you are a wussy for being scared to get your feet wet! Good job Andy That was pretty cool. hmmm maybe a horse cam?
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    it is called RAID Other than that there are external drives that can do a systematic backup but it is going to be daily not virtual
  18. warpedskydiver
    Happy Birthday!
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    A pistol like a Taurus .410ga revolver loaded with OO buck shot and a can of Fox Pro pepper spray would have been a better choice. http://www.securityprousa.com/foxpepperspray.html Some of those tasers are easily broken and if you really need it you HOPE it works right. http://www.taurususa.com/product-details.cfm?id=669&category=Revolver&toggle=&breadcrumbseries=41 PS this is not about guns, so don't just delete this thread, it is about protecting his daughter.
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    Happy birthday Jerry!!!
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    Happy birthday Andy!
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    A friend of mine has a dodge durango, not the best vehicle ever made by far. it is a 1995 and it has 370K miles on it. He replaced all the front end parts twice and axles 3x. Transmission repair as well. But it is actually pretty nice looking still, but the doors are starting to rust at the bottom insides. He is not mechanically inclined but he knew enough to keep it tuned up and change the oil.
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    I already know how this goes, my mom has the same situation. Just deal with it, it is not going to even remotely be OK. Sorry, just know that going in and it won't be such a blow to you.
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    Agreed and a little hottie as well. Someone should really take her for her first tandem. With her abilities you would see her making world records.
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    I vote for Rainbo, because we have all seen the grass skirt and coconut bra! Besides he blows shit up and shoots things. Rides, jumps, plays with sharp objects, runs with scissors, and will drink milk on the last day of it's freshness! Heck he even rides on the OUTSIDE of my jeep when I 4 wheel over the slopes at SDC So does Tigra, with a drink in her hand and she does not even spill.