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    So how many years had elapsed before the end of the 12th month in the very first year?
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    If you look at time as a math function year one did not exist until it had arrived. I know what you and squeak are getting on about, it is not like I am a dolt. Even the Mayan calendar does not address this issue. The Gregorian and Jewish calendar count the years as you say, I do not dispute that. The time line from the big bang was 00,000,000,000,YEAR,DAY/00:00:00 then add time accordingly.
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    Do you have one of those fancy front loading washing machines with the steam cycle? let the mud dry, use a brush and remove as much as you can. Hit it with a high power nozzle on the garden hose. After washing with water then put it in the machine on steam only.
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    There is a trick to it (if I have already seen them then I would know their phone number)
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    That cat may have been one of your reincarnated friends, things work in strange ways.
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    You have no idea of what you ask, I can provide phone numbers from seeing that. I can tell you age, ethnicity and other factors from just examining breasts. Don't believe me, just ask others.
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    The numerical system starts at ZERO. The first year the universe was in existence the year was ZERO, until it completed the calendar year. Ask Twardo, he still has the calender he made that year.
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    Great job Pookie! 1st of many to come.
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    It makes a nice Panini machine, I still use two cast iron pans though. Heck you could use a pan and a brick wrapped with aluminum foil.
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    The women in finland don't have cankles, it was merely the cross dressers you were hitting on.
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    funny har har funny or funny you are such a tool for pointing out that my 69th post was the word gay funny? fuck im confused. Confused? Hell, I was wrong then...I thought you were just gay. settle down old man. Respect yer elders...the life you save may be your own! I see the depends crew sticks together here. You guys take turns taking the dentures out to knob one another off? Speaking of knobs...
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    Hunting leases in Illinois go for up to 10K a year or more. Depending on the county and the species hunted on that land. Of course these have trailers as well for the hunters. Some of the larger leases are for Outfitters and the sums are quite large. These hunters spend enormous sums in order to harvest a record deer or hunt turkeys and waterfowl. In the fields they hunt upland game, that adds to the overall income. Keeping an area in crops really helps to lower your taxes as does cooperating with the DNR on habitat restoration.
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    Cordless Sawzall Because you are not always near an electrical outlet
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    Actually in Iceland and Hawaii they ARE making more land, well nature is anyways.
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    You obviously have never tried or you would not be saying this.
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    Yep and very true, the public on the roads ARE trying to kill you.
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    Oh geez Pops is gone! He was one hell of a good guy and a warrior. He was there on D-Day and served with valor. He will be missed. I hope Ma is OK My condolences to Matthew and Melissa, Carleen Jeanie and the rest of the Nelson clan. I will tell Dana, he will attend the services in our stead. Where they going to be held? AZ? Do you guys want a Military Honor Guard?
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    My wife thought it was too cold to grill a turkey outside on Saturday. The fire did not know it was -1°F
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    Put in on the cooktop/range and use the ventilation hood. I have a broan hood that kicks ass, it has a downward curtain of air that keeps the smoke and smell within the area that gets evacuated by the suction fan. If that does not work I can start up the whole house fan.
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    What does it say then?
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    Icefishing You will need a fishing shanty or pop up. Heater TV Booze Auger Fishing poles and lures or bait
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    http://www.vivanatura.org/Nasua_naricaPhotos.html http://www.vivanatura.org/AnimalsMammals.html
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    Someone who would enjoy the punishment.
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    Happy Birthday Lee! Have a party, but don't get thrown out!
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