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  1. warpedskydiver
    No kidding Matt! Geez he may as well had porters. What the hell is going on?
  2. warpedskydiver
    Hey mine gets pissed if you ask him "Would you like to go live with Poodles? " That's enough to get your ass torn apart.
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    Oh look he's wagging his tail! "That's because he likes fucking people up" Nice dog BTW, damn that is some long fur.
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    That isnt a bite, you should see my dog give a bite. The agitator would have a dislocated shoulder and he would have given up that sleeve if he wanted to keep his arm. Tyson was a year old when he nailed one of my friends in my front yard. He came over and had a cast on his arm, Tyson was happy to see him until he saw the cast. He thought it was time to give him the business. Nobody was harmed but he needed to have his cast replaced.
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    Sounds like it needs the carb rebuilt and new plugs, is the air filter dirty too? I go through two air filters a year
  6. warpedskydiver
    Exactly, if you are going to do a mag dump at midnight, find a local crack dealers house to use as a backstop. Play safe people
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    How do they celebrate there? Smelling their pits?
  8. warpedskydiver
    A race engine barely pollutes.
  9. warpedskydiver
    I would add torture with bodily harm to that list. No water boarding, I am talking about flat our vicious cruelty. I could go into detail but it is not necessary, if some cannot understand my meaning they have no imagination nor have they read a newspaper.
  10. warpedskydiver
    Murder Rape with grievous injury (no date rapes, or rape convictions where the evidence is shaky) There are other punishments for that. Kidnapping Terrorism (with grievous injury whether it be first hand or having others do it upon your command) Child Molesters. You asked for five so there they are.
  11. warpedskydiver
    Get a good BB gun with a scope, leave all the doors to the house open. Place a pound of peanut butter on a plate, put it in the center of the room Put a red light in the ceiling fixture get a safari hat and let the games begin!
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    Looking in the mirror causes one to think so... Stop while you are ahead, I mean don't dig the hole deeper you could live to 60
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    Too bad my bike is not Sturgis friendly. My neighbor took his a few years back and someone attempted to vandalize it. The offender needed a ride to the hospital. It was identical to mine except with a Turbo, he took four bikes with him, just one was a Turbo GSXR1100N
  14. warpedskydiver
    He does not care, he still looks up the skirts of mannequins.
  15. warpedskydiver
    One would look like this ______________________________________________________
  16. warpedskydiver
    If Andy killed his wife it would be from bludgeoning with a friendly weapon
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    It works the same as when Vlad the Impaler used to put bodies on a pike as a warning to all others. A friend of mine had a Mastiff leave a dead deer on his porch. I bet that scared off the rest of them. He had no more landscape damage.
  18. warpedskydiver
    The solution is called a pissed off cat
  19. warpedskydiver
    His flatulence works as a propellant too. I bet he is working on inserting a nozzle to increase boost and igniting it.
  20. warpedskydiver
    The pic is from one of my photo shoots and yes, I was on the bed. 34D will work just fine. All in favor of the REST of the photoshoot being posted, say AYE! AYE AYE AYE!!!!
  21. warpedskydiver
    You are truly lucky then, chance means a hell of a lot, but the rest we have to work at.
  22. warpedskydiver
    I know, don't be silly.... You were always very entertaining and sharp witted.
  23. warpedskydiver
    I am glad you are doing well, you look very happy in your picture.
  24. warpedskydiver
    oooooh SNAP! g No shit, I was wrong for being able to effectively close on the target area. For that I am truly shamed.
  25. warpedskydiver
    The pic is from one of my photo shoots and yes, I was on the bed. 34D will work just fine. Meeeoooowwww