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I hear Aggie Dave is an Author writing books now.
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Chorus We are the Post Whores, Shufflin Crew Postin' on down, doin' it for you. We're so bad we know we're good. Blowin' your mind like we knew we would. You know we're just postin' for fun Postin' our stuff for everyone. We're not here to start not trouble. We're just here to do the Post Whore Shuffle. Sebazz1 Well, they call me Sebazz, And I like to post. I'm postin you all about about a Giraffe Roast. We've had the goal since 100K To give Sangiro Pay Pal Play. And we're not doin' this Because we're greedy. We are doin' it because were not busy. We didn't come here to look for trouble, We just came here to do The Post Whore Shuffle. Lummy This is Lummy, and I'm world class. I like postin', I like a nice ass. I post all day and post all night, I got to get ready for the weekend flight. Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl, I dance a little funky, so watch me girl. There's not one here that does it like me, My Lummy Dance will set you free. Sangiro I'm Sangiro I stop'em cold. Part of the defense, big and bold, I've been postin' for quite a while, Doin' what's right and settin' the style, Give me a chance, I'll fork you good, Nobody messin' in my neighborhood. I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, I just came to do Post Whore Shuffle (Repeat Chorus) Deuce I'm the punky vidiot, known as JP. When I hit the thread, I'll set it free. I can be serious, or I can laugh lot's I can't dance, but I can fly my slot's! I motivate the cats, I like to tease. I post so cool, I aim to please. That's why you all got here on the double To catch me doin' the Post Whore Shuffle. Viking I'm mama's boy Viking, one of a kind. The ladies love me but I don't mind. I'm going to Skydive and I will score. but don't be jealous Of my style and class, I always end up spankin that ass, I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, I just get down to do the Post Whore Shuffle. Frenchy68 They say Frenchy is the man. If Frenchy can't do it, nobody can. Cornholio This is Cornholio, and it's no wonder I fall like lightnin', and pass ya like thunder. So bring on Bill, bring on Quade, This is for Benforde to get laid. (because he rocks!) I'm not here to feather Doves ruffle, I just came here to do The Post Whore Shuffle. BB I'm BB, and I play it cool. They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool. I fly on my head and get on down. Everybody knows I don't mess around. I can break'em, shake'em, Any time of day. I like to win and make 'em pay, So please don't cry to beat my hustle 'Cause I'm just here to do The Post Whore Shuffle. (Repeat Chorus) Sangiro The Sangiro's comin', I'm gonna make a dent. if the attacks are low, Your gonna get bent. I stop the advertisers, I don't like grass, I like to dump guys on their ass. You love to fly above the land, But you better start makin' Your RecDot plans. But don't get ready or go to any trouble Unless you practice The Post Whore Shuffle. Nathan It's Nathan here, and I'm Mr.Clean. They call me "Chromey," Don't know what they mean. They launch it out and watch me fly, Sooner or later I'll catch that guy. Come on everybody let's scream and yell, We're goin' to do the Shuffle, Then ring your bell. Aggie dave You're lookin' at the Fridge, I'm not the rookie. I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie. You've seen me sit, you've seen me stand, When I jump out I have a plan. I can dance, you will see The others, they all learn from me. I don't come here lookin' for trouble, I just came here to do The Post Whore Shuffle.
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I was jealous and wondered how so many people at so many dropzones jumped so much. Especially the sponsored athletes. I did research on them they are trust fund babies. Almost all of them!!!!
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Don't have to worry about Jose because Trump won't let him in the USA!
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Is there any confirmation this is going to open? If so I am excited and will be there all the time.
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I use to be a packer and got yelled at and belittled by the TM because this happened on one of my pack jobs. I did not pack it any different than I did the 1000 packs before that and it had never happened before.
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My Sick and Twisted thread is coming back online... in GroupMe
Ashtanga replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
And I am the one who came up with the idea after you posted about 10 separate disgusting threads one day when nobody was online. I logged in and saw a page full of Billy posts and said hey billy why not start one thread. lol -
AssMonkey...that funky monkey...
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You are scratching a sleeping lions balls with a hot fork. - Sangiro He owns the place he can do whatever he likes. The last few posts on Billy's thread had shit all over an airplane bathroom. Who posts shit in a bathroom on a forum? Last person who did that got banned as well. Hide behind an avatar and be on Facebook and post a picture of your shit or someones else's shit and you will be deleted or banned. Sangiro has the site for people to come and learn about skydivng and people involved to post instructional recommendations and info about boogies. Be a post whore he'll fork you good...nobody messes in his neighborhood.....
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I think around my 50th jump I stopped being scared. I never lost being a little scared. You are jumping out of a plane but it becomes so much fun you lose the fear and enjoy the adrenaline rush. Then you lose the adrenaline rush and the fear and want to be better each jump. Then...
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Betsy's and Lou Diamonds pets remake their photo. ~Some might get this~
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Skyride affiliated DZ at Waverly, TN is history
Ashtanga replied to BillyVance's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I hear you and your husband make great food never had the privilege to have it myself. Maybe someday. -
Skyride affiliated DZ at Waverly, TN is history
Ashtanga replied to BillyVance's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I do not agree with Cary and Ben Butler and what they do at all don't get me wrong.