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I met someone from DZ.com. It seemed to a really good connection, but it became a disaster. I am not one of the success stories. Call me sour apples. The other people I have met through DZ.com on a friendly level seemed to be preoccupied with other things when we crossed paths. Maybe its just me. I just don't bother anymore. Since, then I have run into several DZ.comers but I don't mention I know them from the BB and I don't mention I am on DZ.com either. A lot of them are very different in person to what they are like on this board. I'll stick to meeting people in person.

Duh...You should of asked me for one when you stole my rig. I have a really good simple one in my first jump course manual. Now its too late

I prefer brutal honesty in relationships. I mean if you can't tell the person you love what is on your mind then I think there is something wrong. This is person who is supposed to be there for you through thick and thin, and I think that requires honesty. Too bad I don't seem to find people who are honest with me, especially about their feelings.

Good Luck to you... I have seen various people leave the sport for a number of reasons and I too have felt the way you have. As long as your decision makes peace for you then its a good one. Don't let the classless people on this board judge you. Best Wishes.

I am having the worst friggin day, but this made me feel better for like a minute http://www.williamhung.net/clips.cfm Nelly Hung-tado in full effect

Dan I always thought the standard Cobalt colors were White, Royal Blue, and Black. I know it wasn't official, but those were the color I saw most of the time in ads and pictures. White Panels, Royal Blue Diamonds, Black Ribs. I dont know how black cross-braces would look. Its not something I will own soon, so whatever works.

I work in the financial services industry and there are all types of financial planners. Finding a good financial planner is like finding a good doctor. It can take time to find one that works well for you. Technically all planners should be to do everything under their designation. However, there is so much information and products for them to know it all can be diffcult or impossible. The bottom line is financial planners make money through comission, but that doesn't make them all sharks. They should not be trying to score a quick buck off of you and selling you every product they have. The planner should be in it for the long haul, meaning he is she is willing to make less up front and keep you around to continue making them money. Also if he/she treats you well, they are more likely to get referral business. A quick and dirty planner will not have these goals in mind. Also, find one who will present a variety of solutions to meet your goals and is willing to work with your ideas. It should not just be their way and that is the only way to be successful. They should take the time to explain why your ideas are feasible or not. I could elaborate more, but I would waste a lot of space. Those are just my basic ideas of what a good sucessful planner should be, if you want more info or have questions drop me a PM. Later Later

Daizey knows how I feel about weegegirl... Ditto.

I would say you flared a bit early and came in straight down and PLF definitely could have helped, but that is beside point now. You just need to get better. We will drag you out and get you drunk sometime soon. Maybe we should put you on stage like that other time...

If the hand don't fit...they have to acquit. right ??? It worked from OJ. I don't know if I would fess up to something like that. Does your boss like you? are you a star employee?

Ms. Peachsouthern found out her foot was fractured after she has been hopping around on it for about 2 weeks. She has been quite the trooper, but I think she could use some hugs, vibes and whatever else you are giving out.

I don't know... "I touch Myself" - DiVinyls

There is no way you are 34 you look way younger than 34...

Lets load up the Perris DC-9...We are going to Australia.

Isn't that what happened to the Dinosaurs? A big rock hit em. We definitely wont know what hit us. There is too much stuff up there. We could be the next source of fossil fuels for the next generation. I think the only hope we have is to send up Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to space with a big Titanium Space Shuttle and an Atomic Bomb.

I had A T-Shirt that fixed all this entire debate. All it said was "masturbator" across the front. It got lots of attention from parents in parks and was good way to start conversations at bars. I want to make another run, but I can't wear 25 or 50 of them.

2 or 5: 0 : 0 2 or 5 - It all depends on how you count it 0 - I don't skydive anymore 0 - Beer for what ???

Its Bomb & Ghetto. I think its official classification is ghetto comfort food. Its a taste you develop in college or something. I like more when I melt my goberment cheese on it.

Its pretty simple around what little family I associate with. Its like the military...Don't ask, Don't tell. They don't bother me about it and just let me go on my way.

Oh you could also try Deep (formerly Ohm), 16 W. 22nd St., btwn 5th & 6th Aves. (212) 229-2000 Float, 240 W. 52nd St., btwn 8th Ave. & Broadway (212) 581-0055 Exit, 610 W. 56th St., btwn 11th & 12th Aves. (212) 582-8282 Later

Try Webster Hall that is one of the big dance clubs that is still open. I would say the Limelight if it was still the Limelight and if it was the way it was in the early 90's. Party it up. I am local to the area and could help you destroy a hotel room or two. Hell even the whole hotel.

What is wrong with New Jersey natives? People from South Jersey are very different from North Jersey! And, for the record - There's nothing wrong with New Jersey! Is it obvious that I am a South Jersey native? Yeah people from South Jersey have the cousins, who are their uncles, who are their brothers, and their fathers. They also live on farms with various animals. At least you don't have big hair.

Internal Memo From: Dick Manley, COO, Guy Corporation To: Customer Service, Sales Cc: Marketing, Public Relations For immediate distribution Just a quick heads-up on the latest round of product recalls, folks. Last month's union work stoppages continue to take their toll in terms of product quality, and we'll have to call in a number of models that came off the line with defects, as well as notifying the appropriate news organizations. Don't forget to assure contacts and customers that The Guy Corporation maintains a solid commitment to quality and customer service. Model # 2425S: Smothering Guy. A number of retailers have reported that a packaging defect makes it difficult for retail consumers to distinguish between Smothering Guy and Stalking Guy, so we've pulled all Smothering Guys until Marketing can iron out the problem internally. The sales team should keep retailers in the loop on the corrected labeling, which will make the difference between "annoying" and "downright creepy" more explicit. Model #4229S: Don't Fence Me In Guy. Our call centers are swamped with complaints about this one; apparently, users can't get the early-warning feature to function correctly. Model #4230S: I Need My Space Guy. Similar problem. The 4230S keeps bailing on relationships out of nowhere to spend six months getting high with his college friends and sleeping with skanky bartenders, and because the early-warning feature isn't working properly, it voids the warranty. Model #2380F: I Failed As A Frat Thug Because I'm Too Puny, So I'm Going To Play The Sensitive "I Genuinely Empathize With Women's Issues" Angle To Get Laid Guy. A simple manufacturing defect; notify consumers and retailers that they can return the 2380F to our customer-service center, and we'll repair the eyes so that they don't roll during Ani DiFranco shows. Shipping is free. Model #1442: Mama's Boy Guy. Certain 1442s in the March shipping batch occasionally do their own laundry, which is causing a lot of confusion for the users; they think they accidentally brought home My Best Friend Is My Mom Guy (#1446B) and then they can't understand why the 1442 keeps asking what's for breakfast. Ordinarily, this wouldn't pose a customer-service problem -- after all, the users aren't complaining, exactly -- but the 1446B is the more expensive model, and we should encourage the users to upgrade instead. Model #9923X: Thrill Of The Chase Guy. Evidently, late-model 9923X Guys keep calling long after they've slept with the user; a few have even gotten married. We didn't notice the problem for several months, but when first-quarter sales of 9923X took a sharp nosedive, we did our own performance testing just in case, and there's no doubt about it -- the Guys just don't get bored and move on the way they're supposed to, and our wholesalers can't move the overstock. We considered offering the users a patch, but elected to take a loss on the batch instead. And to answer your question, the security team is indeed investigating possible industrial sabotage. Replacement Part #466: Elbow Spring [for Model #6621, Give Me A Hummer While I Watch The Game Guy]. The legal department has instructed us to offer a full refund, no questions asked. Model #5593: Got A Dog In Order To Pick Up Chicks Guy. An entire pallet of these shipped with Lhasa Apsos. Please notify wholesalers that we'll supply a more butch dog, no charge. Model #3433V: We Have Sex, We Go Everywhere Together, My Mom Loves You, And I Take Care Of You When You Get Sick, But We Still Don't Have A Relationship Guy. Another packaging problem. Many users miss the "may say 'I love you' when drunk, and may act like it, but will not cop to it, ever" fine print on the bottom of the box; marketing has suggested a box insert. Model #1168: I'll Pull Out In Time Guy. The 1168s do not, in fact, pull out in time. Production is suspended pending reformatting of the control mechanism. Model #8834: Trying Too Hard To Impress Guy. Manufacturing assures me that the sealant problem is corrected, but users report that the 8834 gets annoying far too quickly. All warranties will be honored; service reps should offer users who contact the call center a coupon for the RP #499 Sense Of Humor Destabilizer. Model #4777I: Condescending Older Guy. The 4777I is listed with over a hundred patronizing turns of phrase and dated expressions, but due to a programming bug, the dated expressions feature doesn't function. We've recalled unsold stock; users who have already bought the 4777I can choose between a programming patch or a complimentary upgrade to In My World, "Mentor" Means "Fuck" Guy (#7223). Model #3994: I Will Tell You That You "Put Up Walls," Touch You Tenderly On The Cheek, And Then Sleep With Approximately Seven Thousand Other Women Because "You Leave Me No Choice But To Get On With My Emotional Life" Guy. Insufficient on-site testing. Production suspended until further notice. Model #2004L: Bickering = Foreplay Guy. Users report that bickering continues well into coitus. The override function on later models doesn't work. Users and wholesalers should ship their 2004Ls to our service center for repair. Model #4488: I Own Three Cats, And Barbra's Farewell Concert On DVD, But I Refuse To Admit That I Just Don't Dig Girls That Way Guy. Wholesale customers should ship dead stock back to our service center for a credit. Users just aren't buying this one no matter how far retailers mark it down. Model #8711R: Now That You Make More Money Than I Do, I've Turned Into A Raving Asshole Guy. Late-model 8711Rs aren't good enough in bed to justify the purchase. We've also had complaints about the door-slamming deactivation feature not functioning. Model #8214: We've Slept Together, So You Obviously Want To Marry Me, And I'll Have To Hide Under My Bed Now Guy. Several users have split the 8214's head open with an axe and then demanded warranty coverage. All 8214s have been called back for more explicit labeling.

QuoteI'm interested in knowing what's wrong with teachers?Quote Talking about that a co-worker of mine dated a kindergarden teacher. She would always ask him what he wanted for "din-din" instead of say dinner. She would also use childish cute pet names for him. He pretty much drew the line there.

Why? How many have you been with and your friend? I am sure your are lots of fun (insert thing you say when you read a fortune cookie). Please share your experiences