judedre

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  1. well its on commercials at the moment new series is funny as hell anyone else bloody watchin it??? cmon speak up if u find it amusin
  2. Ok tonight on the comedy channel at 10,30 is the NEW series of trigger happy tv 9,30 central time i wanna see some posts it should be funny...
  3. made me think of all the comments that everyone starts saying at altitude..ie smell that thats the smell of fear OR youre supposed to remove the gerbil after it dies check attachment..
  4. monty python , benny hill ,hugh grant , erm cant think o any more
  5. aww duuude its soo funny english humor at its best lol
  6. well anyone watchin ? HELLOOOOOO
  7. its on right now u gota see it sometimes very funny on comdy central channel
  8. judedre

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    Skydive America Palm Beach Home Of Yanke Kilo The fastes twin otter with dash 34s with the coolest paint job under 10 mins get 23 jumpers to 14 grand also home of the tumblefuqs
  9. i only pray to my dead mother who passed bout 2 years ago on the way to altitude i always say look after me mum and if this shit dont open i will see you in a coupla minutes have a nice warm spot waitin for me then under canopy i always say thanks mom am i a freak or what...
  10. A large German woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in > >London. She raised her right arm, revealing a hairy armpit as she pointed > >to > >all the people sitting at the bar and asked,"What Englishman here will buy > >a > >German lady drink?" > > > >The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end > >of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk called Ross slammed his hand down on the > >counter and bellowed, Give the ballerina a drink. > > > >The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to > >the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same > >hairy armpit, and asked, > > > >"What Englishman here will buy a German lady another drink?" > > > >Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and > >bellowed,"Give the ballerina another drink!" > > > >The bartender approached the drunk and said,"Say, old chap, it's your > >business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling > >her the ballerina?" > > > >"As far as I am concerned," the drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her > >leg that high has got to be a ballerina!" ps the joke above this one is Not very funny and nothin to do with me..
  11. ye trigger happy is the uks answer to jackass i caught it when i was ome in uk bout a year ago nice to see it over here been watchin it about the last month its a very british humor don jolly rocks helps if ya smoke a little somin somin b4 u watch it i find it hysterical but wife dosnt oh well she is a whuffo...
  12. depends how many suckers er i mean tandems who want a crap er i mean awesome video hey but roy said he put 2 jumps on my account so that means i will be doin at least 2 fun jumps will probably do some HD coachin with jon carlos did u see "the seans video "he only has 35 jumps and he is holding a stable head down for the Complete skydive , dam i am jealous
  13. waste of $160 bucks if u ask me does she get a refund? even better did she get video? would be a good one bet she had a good arch...
  14. how can u not remember pete pete with the hairy feet hes also one of the "wings" posse
  15. come to skydive america palm beach on the 11th were ALL gonna be there its gona be massive
  16. judedre

    Stealing

    post a picture of your helmet and jumpsuit on here so if we see it at our dz?
  17. judedre

    WTF

    eh eh eh niiice icon u thivin bstrd i was gona use that lol u jumpin on sunday ? i am bringin out 4 tandems and im flyin cam for them i would like roy to do them cause there like 120 lbs and that and roy = a speed i can stay with otherwise i tend to go low c u in the sky dre
  18. what do ya think ? this should slow me down a bit....cant wait to get headdown in it...
  19. Wow lisa this pic of you is great have i found the right pic? i think i need to get down to square1 immidiatly and puurchase lots of new gear from u
  20. i dont think booties on my freefly suit OR pants would look good i think its the same as wearing wings when you fly camera its like wearing stabilizers ive done over 300 jumps without wings or booties and i can stay with the tandems no problem and get into the belly formations no problem in my freeflyin suit just my 2 cents
  21. well if u liked that and have fast speed internet you will love some of the videos i have on there www.2bizzare.com
  22. sorry that was not meant for a lady like yaself...