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Congrats and enjoy the sick day! ______________________________________________________________________________________________________no more sitting on the ground when the wind meter goes over 14mph - WHOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO ______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Make sure you know your limits and sit one out if you are not sure. Kevin The AAD took natural selection out of our sport and The hook turn put it right back

--------------------------- Skydive or titties?? --------------------------- It was Skydiving or Juggies. there is a differance Kevin

Ok DZers this would have been a very funny post if no one would have clicked the reply button. Welcome back Kevin

Ok The man Show it is!!! It sure would be nice if I had a nice DZ.com T to wear (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). This site needs some good swag, more porn would be good also. Hummm This is the only site I would ever go to then. Juggie Bound Kevin

OK i have a decision to make and I need your help. The Man Show is shooting an episode at one of our fine adult nightclubs Friday and I was lucky enuf to be given passes. I am having a hard time deciding between going to the show or the DZ If I leave on Fri for the DZ I can get acouple of jumps in on Friday and jump all day Sat. If I go to the show I will have a great time, however, I wont get in till late, I wont get up early, and I will miss most of Sat at the DZ.. I never thought anything would compare to skydiving but its the F$#@ING MAN SHOW. Help Me Please Kevin PS Someone please explain to Teresa That It is Called "The MAN Show" not the "P-Whiped Henpecked Husband Show" and wifes are not invited unless they bring knee pads and fetch beer

Help me please!!!! Here in memphis we are currently in the middle of "Tribute Week" or as it is refered to by some as "Dead Elvis Week". For those of you who don't know DEW is the week every year that Elvites from around the world converge on Graceland to mourn the aniversery of his death, and drive the rest of us too drink excessivly. Actually we would drink if we could get into our favorite neigborhood bar, Monday night I tried to stop at ye old watering hole, and was greated not by my usual New Castle (which is usually poured between me walking in the door and getting to the bar) but a mid 50's lady screaming and grinding agianst this 4'6" Asian Man in an Elvis costume (lip-sinking Hunka Hunka Burning Love) and ready to F him untill the king came back. Don't get me wrong Elvis was the S#@t but HE HAS BEEN DEAD 23 YRs!!! Anyway, the highlight of the week is the candle light vigil at Graceland on the aniversery of his death. These people will sit in front of the gates for hours lighting candles and listening to Elvis Music. Some of these people camped for days to get a good seat. Why to you need a good view if there is nothing to see? (BTY: has anyone been in Memphis in Aug, the heat is horable) Anyway if you can come up with a explaination I would love to here it and also vote for your Favorite Elvism I have seen this week. 1-The lady i who was humping the leg of Asian Elvis 2-The fact that they webcast people holding candles and crying ouside Graceland for those who could not travel. 3-The fact we have a Graceland Baptist Chuch here in which the Minister looks and acts like Elvis from the pulpit (Hunka Hunka Burning Hell) Keep inmind that Baptist dont drink, dance, and are the ones who picketed all the elvis shows in the 60's 4-The Aforementioned chuch has people lined up outside it waiting to be married as The head elvis sings "Can't help falling in love with you" 5-a quote from a guy who lost the Elvis look alike contest " I don't see why me being black should conflict with me wining the contest" 6-The female Elvis look alikes (BTY: the older rounder Elvis complete with real side-burns) 7-The fact that I have wasted this much time of my work day writting this. Elvis Wuffo Kevin BTW:not a single flying Elvi-that I could understand

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COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Red is great!!!!! Kevin

Those are wonderful pictures! Wish I could of been there. Blue Skies Teresa

I've jumped from C-182, King Air(Mullins), Caravan, Otter, Porter(pink), and a Beech 18. Soon to jump a turbin Beech 18(our DZ just bought one) Teresa

Looking at these post it is obvious that this is not a skydiving related issue. Regardless of the skydiver non-skydiver status of participants of a relationship, couples have problems everyday! I not sure what you intended to accomplish with your post. If you were looking to pass the blame of your relationship problems off on a sport, plese don't. I don't know either one of you, but from what you said he sounds inconsiderate and you sound very controlling albeit passive. I fail to see how either of these issues, or any other you might have , relate to skydiving! I have already wasted too mush time responding to this post but please don't blame skydiving for the problems in your marrage, we have enough problems with the perception of our sport. Good luck and I hope you guys can work something out were you are both happy (regardless of what that me be). Kevin

Welcome back! We has a guy this weekend that came back after 32 years!! The guy has 677 jumps and the two he made this weekend were his first under a Ram-Air and His first Relative Work jumps (yes he knows he owes beer)! All of his previous jumps were style and accuracy. Be Safe Have Fun Kevin BTW: forget the GPS, THE DUDE CAN SPOT FOR ME ANYDAY!!!!!!!!

Here it is folks I was 16 and like all of us at that age I thought I knew everything. Anyway, me and my mom got into a argument (sound familiar anyone) she called me a SOB, and thinking the perfect comeback of "I KNOW" was just the thing to shut her up actually SAID IT! Trust me it WAS NOT! This normally very calm 5'4" woman flattened a 6' teenager with an open hand slap. It was the hardest I have ever been hit including a car wreck were my face impacted a telephone pole! Be Safe Have Fun Kevin BTW: 2:1:1

I also can't stand it when people think they have to sue. I unfortantly have one of those people in the family, my dad, and it always seems to be over a neighbors dog. I, being a dog owner never agree with him. Kevin calls the reason why he is always sueing "short fat man syndrom". Teresa

One Halloween, when the weather was too bad to jump, we took the pumpkins that we had carved and pretended they were first jump students. We viedo taped them going through ground school, attached little parachutes that we made for them, then took the plane up and threw them out. They all bounced of course. Teresa

I've died my hair almost every color you can think of and I have always had the best reactions to red. Everyone always loves it. But beware, when dieing your hair yourself, it never turns out the same color on the box. I just died my hair the color brown auburn(so said the box) and it looks more orange red. But it still looks good and everyone loves it. Teresa

That's not silly. Sometimes I am so desperate to go skydiving I will watch all my skydiving viedos and then find every movie that has skydiving in them and watch them too. I have only 2 more days until I can jump again, then start all over again. Teresa

In reply to __________________________________________________________________________________________________ Hmmm....half my paycheck, whuffo buds, and beer or half my paycheck, skydiving (and new-found friends), and beer....................I can't fully say, but I am sure it will be clear after this weekend! _________________________________________________________________________________________________ It will be! Actually it will be clear before you get off the hill. Have Fun/Be Safe Kevin The AAD took natural selection out of our sport the hook turn put it right back

I'm leaning toward red or black on you or maybe something to match your rig. Talk to Teresa she will be on later she is an old pro @ this, her logbook has a spot to indicate her hair color per jump. Kevin The AAD took natural selection out of our sport and the hook turn put it right back

Hi all Legal Disclaimer: kevin and/or Teresa herein refered to a Bluestar, while needing to be involved in several support groups are not trained in phyciatric treatment. the following should be viewed as humor only. The following is not ment to offened anyone or interfere with their recovery in anyway. If making light of "the 12 steps" or just having fun offends you please leave this post now and post a cynical counter-post now so the rest of us can read it and make fun of you over here. I am trying to come up with the 12 steps of: SKYDIVING ANONOMOUS (how not to be a wuffo) Step #1-Admit you are powerless over SKYDIVING and unable to SKYDIVE without a rig (ok you can skydive w/o one but it takes one to skydive twice) Step #2-I agree to take it one jump at a time and relax and enjoy the dive. Step #3- Step #4- Step #5- Step #6- Step #7- Admit to your Wuffo friends that you will now have to move on without them and not to call unless it is cloudy, they are willing to pack 4 U, they bring beer to the DZ, and or any combination of the previous. Step #8- Step #9- Step #10- Step #11- Step #12- Please fill in the blanks! Curious to see just how weird you guys can get(yeah that was ye old chalange). Let's try to keep it in the STEPS format and not Comandment stuff. i.e-Thy Shalt Not Bounce Thy Neighbors Rig (Future Post). Kevin BTW: 0:0:0:6 last # for COB'S I had to drink to compisate for zeros 1-3 and inlaws

FYI: the claws never go away they only get worse. The lil lady and myself took 7 years off, strictly for the purpose of breading someone to pack for us, and every day they got deeper. Fortunatly ther is NOT a support group for us (sounds loke an idea for a humurous website (more on that later) friend of gravity intro-HI MY NAME IS BILL AND IM A SKYDIVER HUMM sound like a new post Kevin If I make it to the Beech(s) ill be Otay

First: what are the requirments for "Old Hand", "Newbie", "Adict" etc..... Next how Funny is this Our son has it bad. We will be lucky to make it till he is 12 so he can acidently fall out of the beech w/ 2 AFF instructers and pull @5.5 (he is 3 now and a experienced BASE jumper ie. sofa, swing,chair etc....) We were flying back fom LA this weekend and during the flight he had to have on goggles, alti, and his sister's Javelin look a like backpack. All the time yelling DOOR and SKYDIVE scaring the S#@! out of the wuffo passengers. Fortunatly (I Guess) we were not the only skydivers on the plane, and they all thought it was cute. He also wore it through the Las Vegas airport FOR 3 HOURS!!! We will post pics as soon as we have them developed. Kevin and Teresa funny how most parents teach there children not to jump off stuff and skydivers teach them how to do it right. (quote from a guy @ Perris as I was teaching Erich Exits on the Mockup) BTW: his 6 yr old sister is still a wuffo but wants to pack for the $$$$$$$

I wish I could be half a F%$^ing funny as the ladies! I say as I wipe up urine from reading previous post. Anyway, here is my philosophy on following the bag or the main. Our DZ has a fairly small landing area surrounded by tall trees (landing on runway is a common practice "Piston Beech's don't come down that fast"). Surrounding us are several large fields only roughly cut or farm fields (rows of soil invisable below the grass) that have taken out more than one leg, including Teresa's ankle. That being said if ye old reserve rider does not follow it under a big fluffy seven cell "I AINT GOING AFTER IT WITH MY NINE" I will however watch it and try to stay high so I can see where it lands. BTW between all these lumpy fields lies meny blackberry bushes (many many thorns and cover much area densly)In fact I am still healing from 3weeks ols vine cuts after chasing a tandem reserve (if you are going to cut it make it a small rig please and try to cut it over a field) my $.02 Kevin Going to the Beech(s) this weekend if i can make it till then I'll be Otay

I can understand. I just started jumping again this year after a seven year break(did the baby thing). I was nervous my first time back up, but after I got down I wondered why did I wait so long. Now we go out to the dz every weekendand and jump and jump and jump...... Just relax adn enjoy. Teresa

That in many ways resembles sucking! If its any consolation the company I work for is shuting its doors as soon as we finish our current projects (misery loves company). I had to lay off my secretary who is 3mo pregnent she just bought a house and her husband does not have insurance NOW THAT SUCKS! hardest conversation i ever had to have. I think she found a new job though,(i hope). On the plus side a company back in OKC wants to hire me and we may be back at Cushing (dont land on the tanks, hey it has happened!) jumping. At the risk of starting a big polotics thing here and getting compltely off subject, has anyone noticed a trend between the GOP and layoffs even if Bush Sr, made a couple AFF's. Kevin Don't Pull Low Unless U R!