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If I could be a superhero I'd be Immigration dude I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes For eating up all of our food And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their food (Stephen Lynch) Now thats some funny stuff. _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

Touché _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

What happened to the A? _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

it depends. how old is your daughter? if she is over 5 you might want to see a dr. about that. _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

maybe a little pet carpet cleaner would help, or baking soda. _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

While you are up there say hi to my mum for me. White Rock is a nice little place to visit, south of Vancouver. Or if you have the time go to Whistler. That place is always beautiful. _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

I am just glad my mom didn't get her way. otherwise it would be Tyree. it was bad enough getting a first name Demian but the combo would be too much. _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

of course money buys happiness. hookers and coke aren't free you know. _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

sounds like they are getting a divorce and he wants to be your favorite. j/k I hope. Dads like to do nice things for their daughters unexpectedly. enjoy. _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

Note: Always wash your hands after going to the bathroom... Pre-School. _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

That's the best time to talk. it's like "hey, whatcha doing?" "poopin'" You at least have 2 free hands until it's time to go. _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

Oh yeah, they have a lot of surfing and now is more of their "winter time" so they have a lot of great waves! _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

I just went to CR and it was beautiful. I went on a hike to the bottom of the tallest waterfall and had an awesome time. it would have been better (safer)if i wasn't by myself but still a great time for all. oh yeah, get a good map (as detailed as possible) if you plan on driving. there are very little or no street signs. _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

that's the best time to drink. one time i gave blood in high school and it only took 2 beers to get me drunk vs. 4 or 5. but hey i was 17 at the time it seemed like a good idea. it makes for a cheap evening of drinking. just don't drive anywhere. or run in the snow in your boxers. shrinkage you know. _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse

Awesome! Congratulations. Now the tax man can take all your money. _________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse