ClayFowler

Clay's advice on marriage.......TRACK AWAY AND DUMP HIGH! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

"Well, I am a redhead...that explains why no one wants to marry me but everyone wants to...uh, yeah never mind" No thats just cause you're hot. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

and they still pay you? That rules! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

"Clay, I'm just surprized the pilot didn't put the plane into a radical dive and make everybody do a hop 'n pop after Emma flashed him!!!" Dude...thats harsh...your supposed to be encouraging chics to show their tits. Even if you have to look at the ugly ones sometimes. When you get the hotties to do it, it makes it all worth while. Emma: I'll look at your tits anytime. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

Yeah!!! Nekkid.....er uh Red yeah thats it.... "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

Emma: Now now....isnt it women that always say "Size doesnt matter" Seriously...sorta...it's the fact that you have the cajones to show em! Not exactly what they look like. That pilot should be drummed out of the DZ flying business! Who is he? I'll kick his ass! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

I jump an "old" Dlophin. I love it. It wouldnt be considered "Free Fly Friendly" by anyone I know although thats almost the only jumps I do. I wouldnt really reccomend this to anyone. It's hazardous but as Skymonkeyone once told me, If you packed it right in the first place you wouldnt have problems. I have had problems on a Quasar II rig I used to jump. I had a dual deployment for still unknown reasons. I wasnt the only one that this happened to in the club. My reserve pin has never moved since the rigger placed it there 21 jumps ago with this old Dolphin rig. I have talked to the factory and they will do all the "Free Fly Friendly" updates for about $300. Most new rigs are FF friendly and have all the bells and whistles. I would definately suggest these updates to rig design. The only close call I had was a few weeks ago when I was in a stand for several thousand feet and had a riser flapping when I rolled to my belly to pull. It was only a couple seconds worth and deployment went fine. Dolphins are great rigs. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

"Where you will spend all your paycheck to get started, then half your paycheck for the rest of your life." Damn....was somebody else married to my ex-wife? "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

Riggerrob: Thats why I wouldnt live in that stinking, liberal, cesspool of a state! Not bad to visit but I wouldnt want to live there. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

I hadnt gone there yet....but it does sound like an interesting place. Funny you should say that. A radio station here in Atlanta has a contest called "The Whiffle Bat Challenge" where Female contestants win prizes for ....well.....you can probably guess....LMAO "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

Blustar: If you're scared.....Say you're scared....LMAO "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

Hmmm...checked the photos.....I think red would look very good on you. I had this mental picture of......oh wait....I probably shouldnt go into that here. :) "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

Thats the poop. My son is 6 and visiting me for the summer. I have covered all the basics that he doesnt get from his whuffo family. He has learned all about skydiving, guns, how to repair an '82 Jeep CJ-7, and of course beer drinkin and cute chics at the DZ(no he didnt get to actually drink beer but damn he talks to all the hotties at the DZ) I think I need to take notes? "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

flyhi: One word.....HooooYah!!!! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

What about the beer drinkin and woman chasin afterward?????? The jumping day isnt done until the beer bottles are empty! Congrats on the jump! Lets work on the follow up. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

Cant make a determination without a picture. The color has to fit "you" I think blonde would be a real pain to maintain unless you dont mind looking like a "Jerry Springer" guest....LMAO "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

Pammi: I suppose I did use the incorrect term. Naked- You have no clothes on Nekkid-You have no clothes on and your "up" to something. Oklahoma- I can never think of Oklahoma without thinking of Steve Martin in "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" running around the room with an eye patch on, banging on the pot with a spoon, yelling Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma!!!!!! Good luck with the job search. Try and use this as an opportunity to change for the better. I have seen it plenty of times. I have a friend in Missouri that recently was fired from his job because he was injured. He used the opportunity to start his own business and is now having trouble keeping up with production. Good luck and Blue Skies! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

Yep , it's an attitude in society that no one is responsible for their own actions. People are raising their kids this way too. It's not his fault. It was the violence that he watched on TV that made him stab, shoot, set on fire that other kid. Certainly not his fault. I smoked for 30 years but it's the tobacco companies fault I have cancer. I thought they were kidding with the warnings on the side of the pack! The democrats are trying to make society so safe that the stupid people are allowed to live thus polluting the gene pool! YOU...YES YOU....OUT OF THE GENE POOL! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

Ummm....yeah...I seem to remember the economy starting to swirl while the supreme jackass was still in office. Once the handle is pushed, the toilet flushes no matter what ya do.....LOL "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

Motorcycles??? Those damn things are dangerous! I sold mine. "little feet churning away" Thats funny! Dont flap your arms....it wont help you fly! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

Duck- "Labor organizing" Dont they have another name for it? I think there is a popular show on HBO about those guys....LMAO "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

Just remember to let go of the PC.....Second jump on a throw out. I planned the first one and practiced it on the ground. Went great. The second one I grabbed the PC brought it out beside me and then watched it flap in the wind for about one second. About 2 or 3 flaps in the wind I think. That's when I yelled to myself. LET GO STUPID! So, put some thought into it for the first 5 or 6 jumps. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

That blows Donkeys like a Tijuana sex show! You're in luck though. I was just in the market for a naked house keeper! Please send recent photos, references, measurements, and a list of all kinky quirks. Only pays $4.75 pr hr but think of the benefits! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

I didnt mind my two years in Fayettenam. I made some great friends and learned to skydive! Got drunker than snot at Kitty's Place on a regular basis. Spent who know's how much money (at $5 a pop) on seeing the bartenders tits. They were nice but it was more the point that she would do it for $5 that made me laugh histerically! Yep Chuck, leaving Raeford certainly sucked. I cant wait till Labor Day to come visit! P.S. Whatever you do, DO NOT, SAY AGIAN, DO NOT, post pics of the Monkeybago on this site. It will not help in your search for passengers! Most people are of a weak heart! LMAO "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay

OK...OK I'll bite Dolphin Container 1986 Swift 150'ish??? Reserve PD 190 Main No AAD and Disco'd RSL "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay