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I once new a man from Peru who fell asleep in a canoe while holding his penis and dreaming of venus he woke to a handful of goo

Here in Cali we call it illegal unless you use it for medical purposes

I get paid to talk about motorcycles

I had a great time and it was great meeting you guys. The AFF went super smooth thanks to Lori, Beth, and Shauna. They made it very easy and relaxed for me and never made me feel rushed. I jumped 4 times on Monday as well ....I'm definitely addicted. See you on Sunday.

I'm a FNG so I might be out of place asking this but if you have 200 jumps why don't you just get your C license before going that way you have nothing to worry about.

At this DZ you can almost have as much fun hanging out with everyone as you can jumping out of the plane. It's a very relaxed, friendly atmosphere and you can ask anyone a question and get an answer without feeling like an idiot. I did my whole AFF in one weekend with 2 gorgeous gals as my jumpmasters and still had time to make my 1st "alone" jump at the end of the day. They have a new Pac-750 with killer music playing on the quick ride up. It runs every weekend and even on weekdays if they can get enough people to jump, otherwise they have 2 182's which rarely go below 11k. The instructors are very friendly and will make time to help students with what they need, which is not the attitude I have had at "other" DZ's. There's a nice rigging hanger with all the latest stuff you need (thanks Corky for fixing my Galaxy). The shaded hangout area has misters and plenty of couches and benches to chill on. Camping is allowed and definitely recommended if you like having a good time after a long day of jumping (especially if your a student because your going to be buying a lot of beer for all your "firsts"). Bring a tent or crash in the bunkhouse and they have showers you can use in the morning. Once you go Taft, you never drive past.

here's a couple of video's i slapped together. http://www.x-pozd.com/woodman/ZRated.wmv http://www.axce.com/zrated/mike/sow001.wmv

I'll bring plenty of water and beer as long as you drink it with me and introduce me to the gang. This is going to be a solo adventure for me. I got the kind of friends that talk real big but when it actually comes to doing it they got something else to do so I just figured I'd do it on my own and make some new friends. I'm going to be there 1st thing on Saturday for the ground school and hopefully can get a few jumps in and then will be campin out by myself....oh wait, the beer will keep me company.

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I'm trying to understand why that website makes you upset. It's a fraternity offering a scholarship to its members (men). I don't see what upsets you? It's like me getting mad at a sorority offering a scholarship to its members (women). It sounds to me like you just wanted to start an argument, are you a man-hater? Do you shave or are you all-natural?

Beer: in no particular order Budweiser Newcastle Guiness Heineken Hefeveizen (spelling?) Flat Tire Blue Moon (w/ orange slices) Negro Modello Pacifico Drinks: crown and coke jack and coke captain and coke cactus cooler (rockstar w/ a shot of half peach schnopps half lime vodka) cactus cooler cocktail (same but in a cocktail) irish car bomb long island (when i want to get shitty) .....and of course whatever my roomate the bartender feels like making

Anyone else live in the central cali area that jumps at skydive taft? I'm starting my AFF there this weekend and would love to buy have some beers with ya. To everyone else in the world, CHEERS!