Anyone got a better joke? I could use a good laugh. told 1st person... So I am out playing golf on a beautiful Saturday afternoon. We have just rounded the turn, and are teeing off of the first hole on the back nine. I pull out my 3 iron, tee up my ball, and in the middle of my backswing I suddenly hear "ribit, 4 iron, ribit ribit". I look down and see a little frog staring up at me, and I think to myself "this can't be happening!". Well there is no way that I can just ignore a talking frog, so I switch clubs and hit my 4 iron instead. The ball lands 2 feet from the pin, and I decide I better keep this frog for the remainder of the round. I proceed to play the best golf of my life. Well up to now, all I have heard from this frog is advice on my golf game, but as I make my final shot on the 18th hole, the toad say's "ribit, go to Vegas, ribit ribit". I light clicks on in my head, and I book the first flight to Vegas. When we arive I rush into the casino, and the frog says "ribit, blackjack, ribit ribit". I sit down at the blackjack table and change in for some chips. The first hand I am dealt an 18, and the dealer has a 6 showing. I figure this looks like a good start, and as I prepare to wave off the dealer, the frog says "ribit, hit me, ribit ribit". Well this is insane to think about hitting on an 18, but I remember how much this frog helped my golf game, so I figure I better show a little respect. I tap my finger on the table and say "hit", and the dealer turns over a 3... 21! This is turning out to be the best day of my life, and I proceed to collect more chips than I can count. I ponder how much money I have made, but my thoughts are disrupted as I hear the frog say "ribit, lets get a room, ribit ribit". This freaks me out a little, but then again the whole talking frog bit is a little freaky altogether. Plus at this point I owe everything to the frog, and I decide to take the frog to a room. When we get to the room I shut the door, and the frog says "ribit, kiss me, ribit ribit". Well I figure why not, the least I can do for this frog is give it a kiss. So I close my eyes, quickly kiss the frog, and immediately it turns into a beautiful 16 year old girl... "and that your honor, is how she got into my hotel room!"
