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i don't want to know if i'm gay. That would complicate things....i think.... ...i just dont want to know. I love lamp is
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Society and Skydiving Related Injuries
scaryshari replied to scaryshari's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Have any of you been hurt in the sport and certain whuffo folks treat you like total dog shit as if you asked for it? It's not as if you meaningfully advertise your injury and say..."hey look what I did skydiving" - I mean, for those you are obligated to tell the truth to.. Inquiring minds want to know. is -
I'll never forget PM'ng AggieDave about flying with booties. I was afraid that I'd go into an unrecoverable spin and die. I'm sorry...didn't mean to hijack...but, true story. Your OWN RW suit doesn't define you as a skydiver, but, if you ask for proper advice, you'll get the correct materials, etc. which could help with fall rate issues, if you have any. good luck and don't buy anything ugly.
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Conway starts his Chemo tomorrow. Phone calls and any form of support will help him. Prognosis is good and that the cancer is treatable!! Pray pray pray and call him! Southwest Memorial Hermann Hospital 713.778.7140 Room: 1025 access 6184 That crazy joker is in great spirits but, its because he knows you are all sending vibes and praying for him.....its working. is
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Boats, tubes, and oh shit I really almost died
scaryshari replied to lisamariewillbe's topic in The Bonfire
Well ya better make it!! Um.....I can actually handle an entire conversation and maintain conciousness since I last talked to you!! -
Boats, tubes, and oh shit I really almost died
scaryshari replied to lisamariewillbe's topic in The Bonfire
You are a disaster!!!! Something comes over boat drivers once they get their stunt dummies on tubes....they look for the roughest water and make the sharpest turns possible just to throw your butt off!! not to mention, if you were wearing a bikini...game on...it was a plan to knock off your drawers!!! Always offer to give the driver his turn on the tube....revenge is sweet, as you know. When he falls off take your time picking him up. I want to see the video....I promise not to laugh ...too hard.. okay...so here's the deal for you miss dare devil...get you some cute little floaties next time..you know those cute little kid floaties? In fact, go ahead and get some floaties, training wheels, kneepads and a helmet. Model them in your bikini and post the pics please. Thanks for sharing the fun!! is -
*bump* Keep your positive thoughts/prayers rolling. The past three days have been very difficult. Today we will know more about what he's actually dealing with and how they can treat him. is
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Back in my married days, my hubby and I kept it fun. I was always surprising him, as he traveled a bit, and sometimes I tagged along. 1. Picking him up in ONLY highheels and a trenchcoat at the airport. 2. Mile Hi membership. 3. Crown Club/President's Club 4. Hiking in Mountains in Oregon 5. HIking in Mountains in CA ..... many other surprises, but those were my faves.... those were the days. I'm a "none" now. is
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Good thread. Practice flat turns and stay on top of canopy safety. Sometimes you aren't executing what you think. Bahave/be safe is
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I DO I DO!!! Seriously, I played on TPP last year and had a ball!!! Girls kick butt!! Ladies, if you haven't signed up, do it!! You won't regret it...hell, that's where I met Turtle for the first time.. your opportunities are limitless. is
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Our friend Conway is dealing with some medical issues and could truly use prayers from his friends. Please send some positive vibes his way!!! Positive thoughts and support mend many, many things. -Shari is
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no music at all. I'm trying to behave and pretend i haven't been drinking. music does stuff....weird stuff. is
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okay...a ray of sunshine;;;; just think of all the money you are saving on beer and jumping. My return to the blues are projected, at earliest January...so, I"m thinking TUNNEL TUNNEL TUNNEL!! is
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From one benchwarmer to another, keep things in perspective. At least we get to recover!!! Meanwhile, I pass time watching hair on my knees grow, watching reality TV, finding new ways to do laundry, etc
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Conway needs someone to at least decipher the results he has on hand. Sometimes waiting for the doc, causes more anxiety than necessary. Right now, he has results that say :LKU)*_)()U:KJ:....maybe someone can at least put it in lay terms. Waiting sux. Be well Conway. is
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She looks exactly like her avatar. Invisible flyer. is
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How are you spending your Memorial Day weekend?
scaryshari replied to SkydiveStMarys's topic in The Bonfire
I'm staying on my back for the whole weekend, feeling sorry for myself for being a dumbass. My predicted stats 0/0/1 no humpy/no fly/i owe beer for my landing tricks is -
I'm using a walker to get around. It's kind of boring. It needs a beer koozie, rearview mirror, and a horn. Any ideas on how I can rig it up? You DZ.Commer wann pimp my ride? is
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hey Juice and geogre) I know that it was you behand this killer crawfish tactic...tried to go Kerigan/harding and take out the whole team? I kept one on the pinchers form the red handed bastard and am giving to Ryan (The TSL Dude) as proof of your attempt to take me out. I have prayed to the Funnel Gawds for interseting exits at the next meet as retribute. is
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Thanks for the vibes everybody. Keep 'em coming\ Here's what really happened A giant super bass-ass craw dead lept from its djgneon and grabbed me by the bootie, causing me to burn in It was a horrible fight, but I think I won. Thanks for the vibes....I gotta go medicate. is
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housework is dangerous. You could have died. Stay away from the kitchen!! Here's my remedy. Do the same thing to the other foot so you can have a matching set. Cute little purple toesies. Hope this helps. is
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I'll be training, but I'll be there! Come say hi! is
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What's your favorite euphimism for taking a dump?
scaryshari replied to 4WayXena's topic in The Bonfire
I just thought of Kirsten...my office reaks of tainted sugar cookies. is -
Walt, I agree. I had a feeling they'd go with the purdy girl vs, elleeeeuut. I watched, and found him to be a little better that I've given credit. He's really pretty good with the bluesy stuff. Maybe I'm just strange, but I could actually *hear* him getting away with *singing* a Stevie Ray Vaughn song..something about his vibrato. I can't believe a watched it again. So much for my boycott. Dammit. is