Mr.Bill

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True story, I picked up an old worn out PC someone was going to throw away. While driving down the road at about 45 mph I decided to see how much pull a PC had. Wrapped the bridle around my hand and pitched the PC out the window……..Damn near broke my arm. Try it some time but start at 30 mph and then decide if you can pull a pin harder than the PC at 120 mph.

Most roosters do NOT lay eggs. If yours does you have a million dollar bird.

"This video is private. Sorry about that."

Nope that wasn't it. LMAO does not work

Do NOT land on your butt. 25 years ago I landed on my butt. I have been paralyzed from the waist down ever since.

Here is something that may help with your loss Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart. Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together.... Author unknown...

Washing walls and celings. "When you think you'r done come get me". If they could find one spot I missed, I got to do the whole job again, not just clean the spot I missed.

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best plane I ever got out of

Most people don’t perfect ANY new skill with less than one hour of practice.

Seems to me like a bank employee needs to learn to guard her silent panic alarm button. Like a we guard out reserve handle,

I broke my ankle as a student, I didn't lie just told them stepped out of an airplane and twisted my ankle. No one asked if the airplane was more than a mile in the air at the time.

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Back in the days Friday the 13th used to be a must jump day. Fond memories of a five point five way…..EAT ME is what we spelled out in free fall

I once took an old worn out pilot chute, wrapped the bridle around my hand, and while doing about 45 MPH on the way home pitched it out the window. Thought it was going to take my arm off. If you decide to try this start at no more than 35 MPH Pilot chutes have a BUNCH of snatch force.

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Jumped with a guy called "Crash Arm Buster". Holding a 3way, here comes crash, we let go and he went right through the middle of what seconds earlier was a nice 3way.

Now that was funny!

Did we run out of Stories?

Tell them it's life saving equipment

Super Anti Spyware does a good job for me. http://download.cnet.com/SuperAntiSpyware-Free-Edition/3000-8022_4-10523889.html

More stories please

Damn Keith, good to hear you are still around. Do you remember a guy named Bill Palmer? I think of you often. Bill