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  1. Mr.Bill
    “Anyone can have bad breath Marge but you could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.” George Carlin
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    Thanks for the warning, you were right on, never saw Mommas post. Thanks for the heads up, seemed like normal skydiver humor to me.
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    News Flash They just released the official cause of death for Michel Jackson Food Poisoning Seems he choked on some 10 year olds nuts
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    After 20 years of fixing “rice burners” for a living I can guarantee the carburetor will need to be taken apart and cleaned before this thing runs properly again.
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    Oops I thought it said lick Skymamasbooty
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    Get out the camera.
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    Tell them you stepped out of an airplane and hit the ground to hard, worked for me. Most people never even think of skydiving.
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    http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3553085#3553085
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    My new hat

    Mr.Bill replied to LisaH's topic in The Bonfire

    I kinda like this one.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzWiIq9MB4Y
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    Why would I want to pay for a carfax for you?
  13. Mr.Bill
    I think you were on the right track. Try right clicking on the line you made and "format auto shape">layout>behind text. Worked for me.
  14. Mr.Bill
    OK what is in a cherry bomb?
  15. Mr.Bill
    I recently acquired a bottle of Ever Clear (151 proof grain alcohol). Anyone got any good recipes for drinks etc.?
  16. Mr.Bill
    Handful of wheel bearing grease applied to the windshield wiper blades on a rainy day.
  17. Mr.Bill
    More Cowbell http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/snl-more-cowbell.html
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    String a wire where they piss. If needed you can always get a Pony Shock, same idea with a bigger kick.
  19. Mr.Bill
    What you need is a Fido Shock. Google Fido Shock of go here. http://www.mightypets.com/product.asp?3=940
  20. Mr.Bill
    OK I'll play... Only the most modern stuff, can you say "tapewells" boys and girls?
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    Worked for me too. Got a fucking virus from looking at the sewing machine tattoo.
  22. Mr.Bill
    Thanks to all for the great suggestions.
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    Thanks for the suggestions, anyone else care to add to the list?
  24. Mr.Bill
    Well have ya? looking for recommendations, comedy, drama, thriller, etc.
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    Next thing ya know somebody will be trying to tell me this isn't real either.