Dear Tcnelson,
I was very upset to read your post regarding our missing friend, Heath. Actually, our profile is thin...but that in no way determines the amount of knowledge that we possess on this subject. And actually...your profile is lacking as well. We thought that we were very calm and collected while discussing the whereabouts of our missing friend and your use of profanity was a wee bit upsetting. We did not mean to offend you...but judging from your poor attitude and far too much free time to be posting such immature, ridiculous and downright hurtful things... all of us here at Cross Keys will never be visiting you guys in Ohio.
Thank you for responding in a kind and MATURE manner.