SkydiveMonkey

Remember - drinking is very dangerous. Limit yourself to 1/2 a bottle of tequila (trust me)

Just looking around on skydivingMovies.com and come across a cool music video - Good Charlotte "I don't wanna stop" (in the misc section). ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

In the UK, they're about 5 pounds, of which about 30 pence goes to the cigerette companies. Tax sucks. Ah well, I don't smoke so I don't care !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Car's can be replaced - you can't. As long as you're ok, who cares ?

Yo mama's so fat when I had sex with her I burnt my back on the light buld and I had to roll 3 times to get off her !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

uurrrmmm....... duh !!! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

You will respect mah AUTORITAH !!! Get your ass to jail !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I'll have a donut - but feel free to keep the calender !!! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I use the toolbar from google.co.uk ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Could be Slappie. I imagine you'd know more about it than me.

Just heard on the radio there's a big virus going around that can steal credit card details from your pc. It's called BearBite (or something like that) and speards though email. THey said the only way to tell if you have it (other than AV software) is your printer will chuck out loads of blank sheets of paper. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I don't think he got out - he said it was too dangerous so landed with it. Anyone? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Where's the fork ??!!! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Mine started out ok (5 second delay), but I ended up sit-flying !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Get a stud put onoto your right mudflap - don't have to worry about it then. My rig didn't have some so I shipped it off to get on put on (we don't have a rigger) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I'm still impressed with my friend who busted his leg at deland in april - not only did he get the medics to sign his logbook, he also got a med evac pen off them ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

You might as well get your knife and cut the other line anyway, as that's going to be replaced as well if the other line has snapped? Just a thought. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

He also says "A light mineral oil, such as 3-in-1 is also fine" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Does seem a lot. I was thinking of getting some until I saw that. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

"you're not still holding onto the cans are you Homer?" - just before he was about to cut his amrs off !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

That's a nice site man. Very cool. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Pulp Fiction Boyo! Script for Pulp Fiction 2 - The Boyos are back in town, isn't it? The Scene: John Trovolta and Sammuel J. Jackson sitting in car talking. Pulp Fiction music fades off... S: Ok, so tell me again about the Welsh. J: Whaddya wanna know? S: Beastiality is legal there right? J: Yeah, its legal but it ain't a 100% legal. I mean you can't just walk into a field, pick up a sheep and start pumpin' away. They want you to shag sheep in your home or certain designated places. S: And those are valleys? J: Ok, it breaks down like this: its legal to buy a sheep, its legal to own a sheep and if you're a farmer its legal to sell or loan sheep, its ILLEGAL to fuck sheep in public but...but...but that doesn't matter 'cos, getta loada this, the police in Wales are too stupid to notice you've got a sheep hanging off your dick. I mean that's the interlect the police in Wales DON'T have. S: Arrr man. I'm not goin', that's all there is too it, I'm never fuckin' goin'. J: Nah man, you'd hate it the most. But do know what the funniest thing about Wales is? S: What? J: Its the little differences, I mean they got the same kinda people over there as we got here, but there they're a little different. S: Example. J: Ok. You can walk into a Movie theatre in Cardiff and order a lump of coal, and I'm not talkin' about no paper cup, I'm talkin' about a LUMP of coal. And in Swansea you can buy coal in MacDonalds. Do you know what they call it? S: They don't call it a 1/4 pounder with cheese? J: Nah man, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the fuck a 1/4 pounder is. S: So whadda they call it? J: A (assumes welsh accent) "Ham and Cheese Sandwhichchchch". S: A Ham and Cheese Sandwichchchchch? J: That's right. S: And whadda they call a Big Mac? J: A Big Macs a Big Mac but there they call it a Bich Machch (accent again). S: (immitating accent badly) A Bichch Machchchchchchch? J: Ha ha ha S: Whadda they call a Whopper? J: I don't know, I didn't go outside. Do you know what they put on French Fries in Swansea instead of ketch-up? S: What? J: Daffodils. S: Arrr man... J: I,ve seen 'um do it man, they fuckin' drown 'um in that shit. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

3 in 1 is good, and leave a SLIGHT coating on there - too much will attact dirt and other crap that you don't want. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Not totally - some people like the looks of em plus they don't have a hole in the middle of them

How about "buy me a voodoo 2.0 and we'll call it quits?" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages