SkydiveMonkey
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Have you noticed how a can of red bull and a can of Coke is exactly a pint? Great stuff mixed together
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It does - cat's are alsoo know as pussies ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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how many jumps on protrack B4 batteries die?
SkydiveMonkey replied to judedre's topic in The Bonfire
I got about the same, even when I turn it off at the end of the day. I emailed L and B and they said if I get the same again, send them the protrack for a free service. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages -
All the best skydivers have an all black rig ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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As long as they start teaching proper stand up landings after one or two landing I think it's a half-reasonable idea. If they don't and the student downsizes to a quicker canopy, it could be bad. Just my 0.02 ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Buy my Jumpsuit or get my A License taken care of? hmmmmmmm
SkydiveMonkey replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
Jump. No point in having a shiney new suit when you can't use it -
This sounds like a plan :- One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes, switching the wipers on and off etc. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyser test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy." ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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You don't want them back - they contain memories of what you did. ah hell, It'll be posted anyway, so might as well look for 'em ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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I'm after a bike t shirt I saw that reads "It went earth, sky, earth, sky, earth, sky, AMBULANCE" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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If I come, can I wear it on my belt? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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I'm sure Merrick would have something to say as well I wear one of Pammi's necklaces cos they look good and it reminds me of all the good times I have. Plus, you can spot another skydiver you haven't met before. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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I'm sure it hasn't dude ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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What would be your dream canopy? (type size color)
SkydiveMonkey replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
I fI had the skills, a VX 89, in black and royal blue. Realistically, what I have now is perfect (hornet 170 at 1.2 in black, royal blue, with a white centre cell) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages -
I have one (all black though
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Better that than 2500' - trust me, instuctors don't like that ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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I fly a hornet (which I'm told is very close to a sbare2) - wicked canopy and it costs about 1/2 as much. You might want to consider this as a first canopy as you might downsize soon. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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According to your profile, you're in my fridge - have you looked behind the beer? Try giving them an emial if you can't find it on the web site. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Attached is the drawing of man (it's also our club logo)
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Did you hear about the dislexic pimp who bought a wharehouse? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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That's only just over half, and seeing as the other half use bungies........ ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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What's the best way to change a visor on a z1? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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"The rack" - something you tie people to in order to make them longer and make them scream ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Normally you can put a small range of sizes into a container - picka rig you like and speak to the manufacturer to see what they say about recommended sizes. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages