SkydiveMonkey

I'd like 40 grand to go to strip clubs with !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

hehehehehe - you said "screw" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

My mother sends me loads all the time. I would post a lot more of them but I'm very restricted at the moment on how much time I get on the net. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

The last two are good. .......... > These are extracts from actual letters sent to various councils > and Housing associations throughout the UK: > > 1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and > burnt my knob off. > > 2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly > when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. > > 3. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls > against my fence. > > 4. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside > toilet roof. I think it was that bad wind the other night that > blew them off. > > 5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from > the wall. > > 6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife > tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant? > > 7. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% > of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest > are plain filthy. > > 8. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it > is cleared. > > 9. Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny > colour and not fit to drink. > > 10. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three > pieces. > > 11. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every > morning at 6:00am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too > much for me. > > 12. The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which > is unsightly and dangerous. > > 13. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two small children and > would like a third so please send someone round to do something > about it. > > 14. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you > please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top > of me every night. > > 15. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and > satisfy my wife. > > 16. I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times > but I still have had no satisfaction. > > 17. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back > passage has fungus in it. > > 18. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I > just can't take it any more. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I think it's about 5 or 6 pounds, but don't hold me to it. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the > admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you > had to have a really bad day the day you died. > > The policy would go into effect at noon the following day. So the next day > at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven. > > The angel at the gate, remembering about the new law, promptly asked the > man, "Before I can let you in, I need you to tell me about the day you > died." > > "No problem.", said the man. "Well, for some time now, I've thought my > wife was having an affair. I believed that each day on her lunch hour, > she'd bring her lover home to our 25th floor apartment and have sex with > him. So today I was going to come home too and catch them. > > Well, I got there and busted in and immediately began searching for this > guy. My wife was half naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire > apartment. But, damn it, I couldn't find him! > > Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony > and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! > The nerve of that guy to think he could hide from me! > > Well, I ran out there and promptly stomped on his fingers until he fell to > the ground. But, wouldn't you know it, he landed in some bushes that broke > his fall, and he didn't die. In a rage I went back inside to get the > first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him. > > And oddly enough, the first thing I could grab was the refrigerator. I > unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony and heaved it over the side. > It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was > so great that right after that I had a heart attack and died almost > instantly." > > The angel sat back and thought for a moment. Technically, the guy DID have > a bad day, and it WAS a crime of passion, so he announced, "Ok, sir. > Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven.", and let him in. > > A few seconds later the next guy came up. > > "Ok. Here's the rule. Before I can let you in, I need to hear about the > day you died." > > "Sure thing.", the man replied. "But you're not gonna believe this. I was > out on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises > when I got a little carried away and accidentally fell over the side! > > Luckily however, I was able to catch myself by my fingertips on the > balcony directly beneath mine. When all of a sudden this crazy man comes > running out of his apartment and starts cussing and stomping on my > fingers! Well of course I fall. I hit some trees and bushes on the way > down which broke my fall so I didn't die right away. As I'm laying there > face up on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating pain, I see the > man push his refrigerator, of all things, over the ledge and it falls > directly on top of me and kills me!" > > The angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story. "I > could get used to this new policy.", he thinks to himself. "Very well.", > the angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven.", and he lets the > man enter. > > A few seconds later the third man in line comes up to the gate. > > "Tell me about the day you died.", said the angel. > > "Ok. Picture this.", says the man. "I'm naked inside a refrigerator...." ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

It'll happen - have faith my friend. You could try living in a tent - no bills to pay ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Did the same thing on my Hornet 170 a couple of weeks ago - I forgot how easy it is to do it. Lots of fun kicking out twists when the canopy is starting to spin

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There's been more than one review on here saying how similar the 2 canopies are in flight. I've never flown a sabre2 personally, but I know people who own them, and they think the same as me. So they're totally different then? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Well my paracommander is a 10 cell airlocked canopy and I can swoop about 500 feet on it !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I'm living at my parents house over the summer before I go back to uni, and the nearest dz to me is about 100 miles away and I have no car. Worst is I'm sitting here looking out at beautiful weather. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

The Hornet is the "original" Sabre2 as the designs are practically the same anyway. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

It's just bikinis and stuff. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I think PISA are quite "conservative" as well when it comes to max loadings - even the Heatwave has a max loading of 1.2 which isn't a lot for a full elliptical. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

FUBAR. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Glad I could be of service mate. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

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Sorry if this has been posted before (or is incorrect), but I was speaking to one of the top guys at my dz this evening and he was saying that all ninjas have been grounded. Thought you guys should know. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I did a HnP last weekend, and I had line twists for the first time in ages on my Hornet 170 @ 1.2. I don't put it down to my pc at all - it was body position. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

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Had to send my FF suit back to them on wednesday due to a misaligned zip, and I just had it back this morning with a new zip free of charge. Cheers guys !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I'm not worrried about it at all. Just wondering how the temperature variences on the way down would affect it if at all. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I can't see how this is possible, but isn't there a theory floating round that you can get less than absolute zero? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Do what you like - come over to the UK and it's 180 days ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages