SkydiveMonkey

Leeds is more than 2 hours outside of Nodnol [edit] It was Liverpool anyway ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

So is it a skydiver or a BASE jumper? Make your minds up media people .... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Nice one. Cheers

Can anyone point me in the right direction, or mail them to me? PM me if you need my addy.

If you pay for my flight, I'm there ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

And just for the hell of it .... Post #4900 ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

USPA? Why would I do that? (I'm English btw

If you get one like this ..... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Hit f5

That comes later ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Cool !! I was thinking of 2 ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Thinking of getting on done on the top of my arm. Here's the 3 I'm thinking of - what d'ya rekon? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

But they're allowed double standards. It's the American right ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

My guess is that it'll make bugger all difference ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, ! but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 20 success is . . . going all the way. At age 35 success is . . . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 60 success is . . . going all the way. At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Let 410, Dornier G-92, Cessna 182 ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Well Suz, I would offer for you to come over (as usual ), but we got sun here as well ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Whuffos ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

People eating tasty animals ........ ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........ It reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started. " I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Baileys, my Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a quart of beer. You have no idea how good I feel. You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I started out on a 182. Now I only seem to jump turbines. I wanna jump a cessna again just for old times sake ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I got "oh shit" and "try again" on mine ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Anybody jump on of these and would care to give a short review of it? Can get one for about 550 quid so seems like a good deal to me

Teardrop SF. Stowed in the cordura covers. There's elastic keepers there, although I like to keep these at the bottom to keep the excess in place. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

My legstraps keep coming loose in the plane and it's getting more than a little annoying now. what's the best way to keep em tight? I thought about putting a bungie over the hardware, but I can't undo my legstraps cos the ends are folded over and have been sewn so they won't fit through the hardware. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages