SkydiveMonkey

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  1. How long a delay did you do? Pro track normally needs 7 seconds to log a jump. Did you do any radical spirals etc? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  2. I think it's 12 years, just like unit. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  3. Only 1 hop n pop today - a cessna 206 climbs at an almost reasonable pace with only 2 people in it ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  4. Whuffo. It's the whole cypress / CyPReS thing - there's a right way and a wrong way ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  5. If you don't do it in 6 hours, then it's too late ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  6. I'm getting a lot of pics that say I'm not allowed to view them (even though I have before). Anyone else getting this? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  7. We all know the ASCII version is definitive. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  8. Spot on K ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  9. In wales it's baaaaaaaaa-stard ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  10. Barstard? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  11. Wouldn't the classifieds be better suited (especially with the cut off date etc) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  12. Nah - I got em from the Uni. . Me? Work? NEVER !! bwhahaha !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  13. We need some beer in this thread so I will oblige - I have my first legit copies of windows !!! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  14. SkydiveMonkey

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    Every tuesday night at least (skydive club social), if I'm staying at a dz it will be friday / saturday night as well. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  15. Useful bits of kit if you've got machines everywhere and don't need to use all the monitors at once - saves a lot of space
  16. My one . ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  17. My procedure is to start on the (their) right 3 rings, down one side of the harness, up the other side, then reserve and main pin / handle checks. Then helmet, alti, goggles etc. Keeping it the same way every time makes it easier and less likely to miss something. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  18. The more time the better. The higher you pull, the safer you will be cos you HAVE more time to deal with it. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  19. My friend shattered his tib and fib last year on a canopy that wasn't at 1:1. BSR's wouldn't work in all cases.
  20. Someone did post a link to a "parachute" a while ago. I need to find it myself ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  21. Sounds about right ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  22. Bastards. One thing people should NOT do is fuck with another persons car. . They should have kneecaps blown off ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  23. Bastards. One thing people should NOT do is fuck with another persons car. . They should be have kneecaps blown off ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  24. The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,....alone." The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully ....... for the last time ....... I said..... "BRING POSSE!" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages