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    Ignorance is bliss eh? I'm a very blissful person ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    One of my friends used to work there, and he said if you ever saw what goes on back there it would freak you out ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    It'll take you all of 5 - 10 minutes, if that
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    Anyone up for a trip to Empuria end of next month at all? Flights out there are about a tenner each way with Ryan Air ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    My middle finger got a work out - I'm ready to go use it now ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    I want to do one - just cos I haven't done one and I think I'd find it scary leaving someone else pull / cutaway if shit happens etc. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    ah, but do you have virgin mobiles? All yours are sluts ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    SAS cos I do different things at different areas of the dive and want a good comparison. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    I've closed a few rigs like that - old style teardrops, atoms ...... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Make em jump a VX 60 with one front riser 8 inches shorter than the other and no brake lines ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    had the advert on tv for weeks ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Kazaa LITE
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    Neither - they both suck. (well Hillary doesn't - ask monica !!) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    I like it ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Infinity. No doubt. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Voodoo 2.0 anyday. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Nice - you gotta try for the dock though
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    Trouble is a lot of people won't point out anything wrong to mega experienced people for fear they'll look like a total idiot. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    I got an exam on thursday which is going to be fooking hard, and here I am pw'ing at 1am. damn. Good luck with yours !!
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    A few jumpers I've met wear earplugs - mainly cos they do a lot of jumps and planes aren't the quietest of places. Maybe take some decongestants as well to help keep your ears sorted. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    ouch !! . > ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Can you get one to fit in your reserve tray instead of those pesky reserves? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    I got a hornet. As PISA have been taken over, Aerodyne will supply you with support / line sets etc as long as you have the canopy. Line sets usually last about 400 jumps (give or take). Replace when very fuzzy or out of trim. The DOM should be on the warning label on the centre cell at the back. Line type will be 825 lb Spectra (at least that's what's on mine). ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Boobies

    SkydiveMonkey replied to MattM's topic in The Bonfire

    You should be shot. No trial, no jury, just straight to the execution. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    You mean something like this ..... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages