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One more ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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I see high scores, that's it. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Looks like you should be in the uk then Dave - Perfect blue skies, little wind ... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Good to see tax payers money going into something worthwhile
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You should also check out Deep Rhythms
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So when do you want the colour scheme for my Voodoo 2.0? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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removing blood from a canopy
SkydiveMonkey replied to freefalle's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
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Ringed harness / weight shifts under canopy
SkydiveMonkey replied to SkydiveMonkey's topic in Gear and Rigging
How much of a difference (if any) do chest rings make on harness inputs to your canopy? I've heard they reduce it a lot (only have hip rings on my rig). ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages -
'The Best Chain Letter Ever' Hello, my name is Max and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email. Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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I thought you would have prefered a rig over a throwing stick ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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So you REALLY want a javelin then? . (fuck knows why though ) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Dude !! how long did that take you ??!! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Soft reserve ripcord banned in Finland !!
SkydiveMonkey replied to BMFin's topic in Safety and Training
Just out of interest, were you actively looking for it with your eyes, or just feeling? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages -
any why not? It's beautiful weather here, but I got no ride to the dz ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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My guess would be more a of a Deliverence / duelling banjos thing ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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I'm in . exp 467 ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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And maybe an option for "gimme a skyhook"
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Voodoo now comes with a cut-in back strap!
SkydiveMonkey replied to jerry81's topic in Gear and Rigging
Bastards !! I gotta buy one now. Anyone want to buy a superfly? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages -
Try and borrow a car from a friend. if not, steal it
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You got a good net connection? try here
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my teardrop was packed in such a way last time that when I popped it to get a cypres put in, the pc didn't even hit the floor cos of all the bridle drag (and no I've never had a problem with it before). Needless to say it was packed by someone else ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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And how that turned out for you ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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On a similar sort of note, anyone know what the score with this is (see attachment) - I get a new one every day or so asking for internet access - about 25 so far. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Come on - we gave you the damn language. At least learn how to use it ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages