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    Cheers all !! Typical weather - only day I didn't jump this week was on my birthday, although I made up for it friday by getting on EVERY load of the day ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Nah you can't have. It's not physically possible to drink TOO much
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    Wouldn't the answer be "when you're not sure about how it's affected the reserve"?
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    And pulling it down to the rings ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Are yoyu srunk? you seem to be spinnign ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    psot some dirnken stuff leike I am now ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    If you throw in the flight for me to get there it is . Can't make it otherwise ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    In that case 20 cans of cookies it is ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    I only paid for a one way flight, the landing wasn't included. Someone farted ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Ticket on the way
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    2nd? I'd say 3rd ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Here's the latest model ..... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Only did one jump without gloves cos it was a nice summer day and hadn't done it before. Was really regretting it in the air. From then on, no matter what the weather, I'm wearing gloves. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Does not your scrotum need kicking? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    I am a cop, and you will RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAAHHHH !!!! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Futurama

    SkydiveMonkey replied to jerry81's topic in The Bonfire

    I thought you were making a joke about Bytch cos someone said ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    It's a mobile number ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Actually, what I said was: "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr Garrison" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    So then find out. I could be an important customer or something. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Futurama

    SkydiveMonkey replied to jerry81's topic in The Bonfire

    Loser ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    You can call me anytime you want baby ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    I get that as well. Just means this site is too damn popular and there's too many people whoring ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Two words .... collect call (that is what you call it in the US yeah?) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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    Been getting these prank phone calls on and off for a few months now, always with the number hidden cos he dialed 141 before my number. This time the little fuckwit forgot to do it (but must have realised cos he hung up after one ring). Now I have his number . One more time dude, you're getting reported . Just a shame it's not like an email address that I can sign him up for spam on. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages