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I thought you were a married man Rhino? You shouldn't even be looking at other ... ermmm ... boats ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

DO NOT LOOK AT 3 !!!! Or 1 for that matter . ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Who's Sadam? Is that the Iraqi presidents cousin or something? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Nah - I'll stick to "proportional" women. The ones on the pic are just wrong. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I can't see any boats ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

DEAR INFIDEL RECEIVER: This is a Taliban virus. Since we are not technologically advanced in Afghanistan, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all of the files on your hard drive yourself and send this e-mail to everyone you know. Thank you very much for helping me in my efforts to destroy western civilization. Allah be praised, Mullah Mujaffa, Taliban IT Manager ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

>>CUSTOMER SERVICE I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from theWordPerfect Help line which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired however, he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why they record these conversations) "Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?" "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?" "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know." "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" "Yes, I think so." "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." "Yes, it is." "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" "No." "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." "Okay, here it is." "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." "I can't reach." "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" "No." "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle it's because it's dark." "Dark?" "Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." "Well, turn on the office light then." "I can't." "No? Why not?" "Because there's a power failure." "A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet. "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." "Really? Is it that bad?" "Yes, I'm afraid it is." "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" "Tell them you're too fucking stupid to own a computer. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Would be much easier to use petrol in the first place. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Not all over the floor !!! PLEASE !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

And we can post as much as we like without reprisal (although links MUST be clicky) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

quid = GBP. I have a 512k cable connection, and run a 4 port switch / router connected to 2 other pc's. Also run zonealarm to be sure ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

But your average home user isn't going to fork over 50+ quid to have something a piece of software will do for free

For people who don't have a firewall - get one !! Zone Alarm is free for personal use and easy to set up. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Wouldn't it have been easier to make a new post? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Bytch said she's gonna kick Quade's ass out behind the bike racks after school purple monkey dishwasher (simpsons) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

If there wasn't a build up to a war, you would be able to make the boogie ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

yup ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Nope. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

His alti also isn't set ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Your weight changes with accelaration - 1G = normal body weight, 2g = twice body weight etc etc... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

d/l'd IA32, worked fine. HAven't got round to putting on other games though. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Cheers !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

There's IA32, IA64, or AMD 64. I'm tempted with the AMD for obvious reasons, I just want to get it right ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

yup. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Got SuSE running ok, I just need the "proper" GeForce 2 drivers. Only there's 3 different types on the nividia website. Which ones should I use? I got an Athlon 1Ghz (@ 1.2). Any more data you need can be provided. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages